From kindergarten ~1954…I’m a little teapot short and stout….here is my handle, here is my spout. First you hear me whistle then I shout, tip me over and pour me out.
Wait a second! I can understand Elvis covering On The Scene as well as At The Desk. I figure Lupin is aiding Goldie in solving the crime. But… WHERE IS PUCK?!?! He should be reporting… not solving! Or… is he… the culprit???
Why is Elvis so out of breath? Cats can jump around a lot. Could it be that he’s gained weight? He looks a little porky in the last scene. (Of course, old age can make you wheeze if one exert one’s self too much.)
Sultan has had his neutering op and came through like a champ! He did get a bit nauseous when he woke from the anesthesia, poor baby. He just had his dinner, and chowed down! Vet said he may be a bit loopy for a day or two as they gave him a painkiller injection. I’m so proud of him, when we picked him up, he was mudging us through the gate of his carrier :) He is such a remarkably laid back cat!
All the critters now have new collars as well :) They have their names and Jason’s phone number on them. Sultan has forest green, Jelly has pink, Tyke (Mum’s dog) has blue, and Sheba has purple, or will when Jason gets it on her.. LOL! She’s being a bit hissy for some reason, maybe Sultan has a different smell or something.
National Black Cat Appreciation Day — We appreciate them, but an unfortunate number of people do not. I’ve only had one black cat, named Zulu, because we thought he would grow into a fierce black warrior. Alas, ’twas not to be: Zulump, the Meatloaf. Nevertheless, Black Cats Matter.
Cupcake Day (Australia) —I mention this because of Robin, and because it’s a day when cupcakes are baked and sold, the profits going to the Australian branch of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. I assume that also includes thesauruses (thesauri? thesaurii?) who at least deserve cupcakes.
Baby Boomers Recognition Day —What most younger generations don’t get about Baby Boomers is that we grew up in the shadow of immanent extinction from Nuclear War. Children you don’t know what fear is. Keep that in mind next time you’re tempted to say something really obnoxious, like “Okay, Boomer.”
National Thrift Shop Day —Be afraid. Be very afraid. These are dangerous places, almost as dangerous as used book stores … It seems funny, but I know people who have gotten into serious financial difficulty because they couldn’t resist the good deals on wonderful stuff. Like I said, almost as dangerous as used book stores. Que Robin, with a megaphone!
Finally, it’s Balloon Airmail Day —We have a solution to the mail-in ballot problem … … Good grief! Thinking like that could get me into Congress — EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Poor Elvis, having to dash between locations. I am sure he hopes that the mystery is solved soon. Otherwise, he might need a health check up, and that means the V.. E.. T.. and nobody wants that. I mean nobody.
Le'letha Premium Member about 4 years ago
Elvis, you work so hard to cover all the story. Your viewers appreciate you (even if your co-hosts don’t always)!
infranscia about 4 years ago
It’s hard being a senior cat, innit?
saobadao about 4 years ago
From kindergarten ~1954…I’m a little teapot short and stout….here is my handle, here is my spout. First you hear me whistle then I shout, tip me over and pour me out.
deadheadzan about 4 years ago
Somebody’s got to hold down the fort and Elvis is The Guy! Even thought he is a little breathless from the effort.
maggijoseph Premium Member about 4 years ago
The Woman is making serious headway on restoring Short n Stout.
DennisinSeattle about 4 years ago
A one cat news station! He doesn’t even have Burt helping out. Looks like Elvis got a bit short and stout in the last panel!
WelshRat Premium Member about 4 years ago
Dadcat helping out as the Woman puts the pieces of the mystery together…
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
Wait a second! I can understand Elvis covering On The Scene as well as At The Desk. I figure Lupin is aiding Goldie in solving the crime. But… WHERE IS PUCK?!?! He should be reporting… not solving! Or… is he… the culprit???
Robin Harwood about 4 years ago
Elvis, that pace is too much for you. Keep it up and you’re doomed!
Jungle Empress about 4 years ago
Elvis is a one-cat army!
Gent about 4 years ago
By tampering the evidence, the culprit is as good as caught now.
catmom1360 about 4 years ago
Why is Elvis so out of breath? Cats can jump around a lot. Could it be that he’s gained weight? He looks a little porky in the last scene. (Of course, old age can make you wheeze if one exert one’s self too much.)
cat19632001 about 4 years ago
Elvis is looking a little bit chonky by panel four.
cat19632001 about 4 years ago
It looks like it’s time for the substitute anchorcat / lead reporter to get some of his 16 hours of napping done for the day.
Sue Ellen about 4 years ago
Elvis, you need to learn how to anchor in the field.
misty about 4 years ago
I can think of younger days when sitting on the shelf
Was everything an owl could want to do
I could always hold a bouquet, but I was never told about the hard parquet
And how can you mend your broken art?
How can you keep a vase from falling down?
How can you stop the fun from ending?
What makes me feel so round?
How can you mend this broken owl?
How can a perp atone for this sin?
Please help me mend my broken parts and let me sit again
(How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? Barry Gibb / Robin Gibb)
PammWhittaker about 4 years ago
Sultan has had his neutering op and came through like a champ! He did get a bit nauseous when he woke from the anesthesia, poor baby. He just had his dinner, and chowed down! Vet said he may be a bit loopy for a day or two as they gave him a painkiller injection. I’m so proud of him, when we picked him up, he was mudging us through the gate of his carrier :) He is such a remarkably laid back cat!
All the critters now have new collars as well :) They have their names and Jason’s phone number on them. Sultan has forest green, Jelly has pink, Tyke (Mum’s dog) has blue, and Sheba has purple, or will when Jason gets it on her.. LOL! She’s being a bit hissy for some reason, maybe Sultan has a different smell or something.
cat19632001 about 4 years ago
And thank you Elvis, Elvis, Elvis, and Elvis for that up-to-date report on Short N Stout.
Pinemelon about 4 years ago
elvis is chubb
arolarson Premium Member about 4 years ago
Another instagram report….three graduates of obedience school….Georgia’s caption “Not one of them is allowed on the kitchen island.”
https://www.instagram.com/p/CD-AFitpC8g/?igshid=qsmof63frv3p
sugordon about 4 years ago
OMC this strip is magnificent! And it’s also sooo Elvis.
DorseyBelle about 4 years ago
“Also live here” tee hee hee. Since you’re a Handsome Professional, who needs another cat on camera?
Miss Mina about 4 years ago
Thank you for that update, Elvis! Back to you, Elvis!
diskus Premium Member about 4 years ago
Pucky! Where are you? Its national Black Cat Day! Speech!
MamaBird about 4 years ago
Elvis does it all !! He needs to pace himself though. He’s not a kitten anymore….
jonesbeltone about 4 years ago
Use gorilla glue.
Michael G. about 4 years ago
A schizoid Siamese!
mistercatworks about 4 years ago
Elvis is looking a little “short and stout” himself in that last frame. I prefer “young Elvis”. :)
Natarose about 4 years ago
I think it was Elvis!
scaeva Premium Member about 4 years ago
Today is:
National Black Cat Appreciation Day — We appreciate them, but an unfortunate number of people do not. I’ve only had one black cat, named Zulu, because we thought he would grow into a fierce black warrior. Alas, ’twas not to be: Zulump, the Meatloaf. Nevertheless, Black Cats Matter.
Cupcake Day (Australia) —I mention this because of Robin, and because it’s a day when cupcakes are baked and sold, the profits going to the Australian branch of the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. I assume that also includes thesauruses (thesauri? thesaurii?) who at least deserve cupcakes.
Baby Boomers Recognition Day —What most younger generations don’t get about Baby Boomers is that we grew up in the shadow of immanent extinction from Nuclear War. Children you don’t know what fear is. Keep that in mind next time you’re tempted to say something really obnoxious, like “Okay, Boomer.”
National Thrift Shop Day —Be afraid. Be very afraid. These are dangerous places, almost as dangerous as used book stores … It seems funny, but I know people who have gotten into serious financial difficulty because they couldn’t resist the good deals on wonderful stuff. Like I said, almost as dangerous as used book stores. Que Robin, with a megaphone!
Finally, it’s Balloon Airmail Day —We have a solution to the mail-in ballot problem … … Good grief! Thinking like that could get me into Congress — EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
rorie about 4 years ago
Why is Elvis having a problem breathing? Allergic? Gasping, panting, and wheezing – not good. Now I’m worried.
about 4 years ago
The Woman is a real lifesaver.
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Elvis is looking short and stout in that last panel. He keeps this up and he can change his name to L.C. “Hey Puckie!”
willie_mctell about 4 years ago
Elvis needs to work out.
Code the Enforcer about 4 years ago
“We … meaning ‘I’, go to the scene with – ME – for the live report! … Me?!”
Run, Elvis! RUN! :)
Mx Crazy Cat Person about 4 years ago
Poor Elvis, having to dash between locations. I am sure he hopes that the mystery is solved soon. Otherwise, he might need a health check up, and that means the V.. E.. T.. and nobody wants that. I mean nobody.
MT Wallet about 4 years ago
On this day in history, another Elvis …
ChristineFoxdale about 4 years ago
Does that last piece of Short N Stout (under Elvis’ tail) have a sticky fingerprint on it ? Or is it just unglazed ?
asrialfeeple about 4 years ago
Owl be back.
Kirbo over 3 years ago
poor elvis lol