Herman by Jim Unger for August 27, 2020

The food is so good diners are flocking in…

How many times did he fall asleep counting the orders?

So the Sheep eat a bit of egg and ham?

Or do they pick that out?

Could they make do with Garden Salads?

Do they enjoy just seeing the egg and ham on the plate, sort of a twisted satisfaction that it isn’t them?

Just how screwed up are Sheep! Is this why Mary never came home?

At least he didn’t order the lamb chops.

He’s using fuzzy logic

Baaaaaaaaaaad idea!

Only 42 that means you lost eight

One sheep said to the other, “They won’t lettuce in here.”

Little Bo-Creep

He really wanted the Shepherd’s Pie, but felt it would have been insensitive to eat that in front of them.

“And separate checks, please.”

Will that be to go?

“And 43 pints o’ Guinness, please.”

I think you better make those garden salads.

You can’t accuse him of being sheep.

good stuff