Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 18, 2020

Spawning season should be fun! ;)

Laughed out loud.

NOW WHAT?

She missed the Princess Tiana clause. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princess_and_the_Frog

Mathematically, I guess that’s an inverse frog.

Contractual clause.

An enchanted frog prince gag I hadn’t seen before — great going, guys!

Now this should be a riveting story!

Reminds me of the old joke.

A poor girl is passing a pond, and sees a frog on a lily pad.“Kiss me, and I’ll turn into a handsome prince and marry you”, the frog said.So she kissed him, and he turned into a handsome prince. She rushed into his arms, but he pushed her away and said,“Get away from me you disgusting frog-kisser”.

Here’s the story

Of a lovely lady

Who had hair of gold

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It’s the story

Of a Prince

Who had a Crown of Gold

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’Til the one day when the lady met this fellow

And they knew that it was much more than a hunch

That they must somehow form a family

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And that’s how they had ten thousand children.

You have to kiss a lot of frogs…until you become one?

We’ll change her name to Eula.

All hail the Princess of Frogs!

Gasp! I H A T E WARTS!

Luckily, she didn’t croak (at least up to that point)! :D

This was done in “Fractured Fairy Tales” on the “Bullwinkel” show aka “Rocky and Bullwinkle”.

Now she can hop to it.

Girl, you are olde enough to know better. . .

Terms and conditions, fine print, read it all! On rare occasions there will be some messed-up crap in there that will make you say, “heck to the no!”

And just wait until you read the privacy policy.

Reverse Psychology vs Reverse Physiology. Subtle, yet not.

“I’m rubber; you’re glue. Whatever you try bounces off me and sticks to you.”

If it had said “I told you to read the EULA” would anyone have gotten it? (It’s a punchier line)

Hey, now she can finally answer the age old question “Have you ever had frog legs?”!

Hey, look on the bright side. You still have that cute unturned nose!