B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 28, 2020

What – those aren’t Trophy Husbands?

But, but… the head is the best part!

“But by no means a sl-”

So she is a mantis and a maneater?

Praying Mantises- “Now let us bow our heads…”

I’d be worried if I were you, guy….you know “like mother, like daughter”…

that’s just creepy

Don’t quite know what to say. . .but it made me laugh out loud. . . good answer" to those old notches on the bedpost sh. . .stuff???

She’s always striving to get a head.

Four head but only two kids. Not what is called a productive relationship

Huh. She must be “easy”…

She just can’t avoid her basic instincts.

Jokes with bugs get a BOB!

This is not EVEN funny. it is disgusting.

Mom gets around!

A bit of a diversion from B.C. But funny none the less.

I’ll bet junior has a lot of siblings…

More impressive than notches on the bed post.

Ironically, she’s always complaining about the sparse dating pool…

At least, all the guys were good providers. The reason the female devours them is for the protein she needs for her babies.

Man, ’tis tough to be a male!

So, which ones your dad.

I have one of those on the top of my bookshelf… It’s the head from my Halloween costume.

I guess she is casual, since she didn’t eat them.

So, which one is dad?

She doesn’t believe in LOVE THEM AND LEAVE THEM.

She favors LOVE THEM AND EAT THEM. (All but the heads, of course, she needs to let her children know what their father looked like.)

This is very funny!

Ewe, ick! In truth, she eats the head first, and the male is smaller than the female.

Buahahahahaha

There’s been a PM on my balcony screen for a day now…

She is not the best cartonist…