Herman by Jim Unger for September 12, 2020

Do you just hand him a table?

Waiter, what this airplane doing in my soap?

“Table for 301…..name of ‘Leonidas’”.

Call that outdoor seating for two.

No shoes no shirt no service

That’s a lot of toes…

Is that Fay Wray dangling from that gorilla appendage?

Where does Kong sit?

OY, he needs a pedi-mani!

Lets hope it’s not a buffet.

What kind of wine goes with bananas?

Got to wonder what the “social distancing” requirements would have to be.

If this restaurant has “ all you can eat”, they will be out of business.

Donner, party of 6, Donner, party of 6.

It is harder to do these days, but you should try it. Especially if they have announce the names over a speaker system.

About 1 in 10 people “get it”. You can hear their necks pop as their heads whip around to find you.

Who besides Kingy is eating the table?

So, the view at 15 feet up is rather startling, but it does explain the why people call him a big ape.