Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 07, 2020

Her kids will probably have cochlear implants at birth. So 25 Mbps will be beyond paltry.

“…with a paper mask!”

I wonder if Siri and Alexa have adjusted to people talking through their masks.

And their response will be……’What’s a Laptop?’………

Well played.

Pam forgot to add “both ways” to “…uphill”.

Every generation wants to make the succeeding generation feel inferior.

Hey, kid, with AT&T I get less than 8 Mbps, so you’ve got nothing to complain about.

Their response: “Sure, Mom. I’ll be in the holodeck if you need me.”

♫ “In the year 2525…”♫

You’ll tell them you had to walk 1.5m.

How about distance learning with the university in England and living in the Pacific Time Zone?

Wow! How lucky. I got bussed.

They shouldn’t have COVID-19 aboard the R.U. Sirius. They are a secret space station, in Earth orbit, with very little physical contact with people on Earth.

Who and where is those kids father?

Not Brewster or Cliff – I hope.

My last teaching job was at an online high school. It was a tough commute to the coffee pot and downstairs.

I got to ride a bus to comply with the federal court desegregation order.

That’s satellite internet for you.

“Laptop? That’s like a baby’s toy.” Doing a parody of a scene from the second “Back to the Future” movie.

When I was your age, the hypervisor would bootstrap my consciousness at 5:00am and load the education program overlay. All of that took 5 microseconds. Boy! Was that rough living!

Nah they’ll be like “Laptop? You use to use that??. Wow you’re a dinosaur.”

Children of hardship.

My biggest hurdle getting to work was the wild animals I had to dodge in my dash to my office (i.e., 17 y/o cat napping in the hallway between the bedroom and living room).

And a dinky little 12 inch screen with a Chiclet Keyboard.

It drives me crazy that her daughter seems to have 2 mouths. I know one is her nose, but once you see it as a mouth, you can’t unsee it!

with a hot potato in each pocket to keep my hands warm!