Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 04, 2020

Bacon? Dilemma settled!

The good and not so good forces at work. But conscience is thrown in the waste basket, when bacon is involved!

So Lupin and the robber mice are the devil’s minions. All it takes for Pucky to become a fallen angel is the lure of bacon.

This is definitely a poster worthy acquisition!

And make sure to grab enough to share with the shoulder spirits! Get them on your side instead!

The siren call of bacon… It’s irresistible, and no cat can be faulted for heeding the call!

It’s so obviously the peoples’ fault.

Puck is such a sweet little angel! And Lupin’s little zip-front devil suit is adorable! And the ghost bowl full of candy corn!

Almost nothing beats bacon on the naughty scale.

I’m told that sushi can also sway the will and opinions of angels. Well, some angels. :D

I was trying to figure out what the Snacky-snacks were made of… then they said “bacon”. Naturally it is going to be gotten! In my house… I can’t have normal wrapped candy out. I have to have it tucked away. If not… the cats think it is a Two Tailed Mouse! Candy will get scattered all over the place! And those Snacky-snacks look like normal One Tailed Mice! Got – To – See – If – It – ROLLS!!! (Smirk!)

SUNDAY FUNDAY

Puck really is an angel! I knew it!

Anyone old enough to think that the angel’s halo looks like the key to open an old timey can of spam or tuna? I am totally older than dirt.

Any guesses as to what was in the little bowl Elvis spilled?

I am wondering about the Halloween costumes of the Cats, and Trevor and the Robber Mice and anyone else who enjoys. This will be Goldie’s first year so it will be a special time especially for Her and her one year with The Family

LOL!!! I can relate to this. Man, even the Pucky Angel is tempted by the bacon! Who could resist bacon’s sweet siren song??

is lupin really that bad

Even ‘Saint’ Puck can be corrupted by Bacon.

Ah, bacon. I have bacon once a week, on Sunday. Can’t wait, yummy. Only one of my cats likes bacon so, I have watch him carefully.

I must have the only cat in the world who doesn’t like bacon. Or any other food for that matter. Twig only wants her wet food and a few bites of crunchies. She won’t even eat kitty treats.

Mmm…bacon.

Who is who’s favourite? Mine is El-biss and I’ve just seen CharlieGirl’s is Lupin.

Take it, I say. Take it.

I blame the People. If they don’t know better than to guard their snacks constantly by now, it’s not the fault of the Cats if the snacks disappear.

Although it appears that one People is not far away. I’m guessing The Woman.

OT, Yen….as I was reminded yesterday, she is fighting the same disease that took Georgia’s original Beatrix years back. Now, like Shirin and Nushi, Mowwe and Yen are part of the testing of a new but expensive drug.

Mmmmmm Bacon snacky-snacks.

This one is hysterical.

Love the Robber Mouse chanting!

Now I must have bacon!!

I can’t believe that Natasha hasn’t already gotten down on the table to snag her some bacon.

Lupin’s devil ears and the zipper on his suit are just perfect! Of course Puck is the angel, but not when bacon is involved!

Also “snacky-snacks”! Love it! We call Albert’s cat treats “snackies”. The pill pocket with his evening medication is his “Special Snackie”.

Bacon…Baacon…..Baaacon……

This does explain a thing or two about cat thought processes, and why they’ll go ahead and do things like this despite knowing perfectly well that they shouldn’t.

Come over to The Dark Side. We have BACON SNACKS!

So… even angels can get tempted by bacon.

Now I’m going to have to get dressed and go get a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit…

Quick Elvis – you’ve been spotted! Time is bacon now. Go, go, go … grab all you can!

It’s the feast of St Francis of Assisi. Blessings to all your non-human companions. Blessings to all you humans too.

…easier to get forgiveness than permission…

Once he hopped the train right to Buttertown, it was just a slight detour to arrive at Baconville.

http://www.breakingcatnews.com/comic/elvis-got-into-the-butter/

If the Lord didn’t want Elvis to have the snacky-snacks, He wouldn’t have lured the People off guard.

LOVE the Better Angel of Himself reversing course with “no one said anything about bacon!”

Bacon is my kryptonite.

Today is:

Sputnik Day —As the Leslie Fish song says, “Look at all we’ve gotten from that race.” There are times I really miss the Cold War, even though it wasn’t really all that “cold.” So here’s to you, cold warriors! Some of us still remember your fallen comrades—on both sides.

National Golf Day —An obsession deadlier than toebeans—and much more expensive. If it weren’t for golf, we’d have to work much harder to make jokes about the people who play it. After the ground freezes, the game changes from “golf” to “splink.” Then in spring, when everything melts, it becomes “spluck.” Dedicated golfers play golf in the summer, splink in the winter, and spluck in between.

National Taco Day —"Just relax and be a taco,"—like Elvis … with extra hot sauce … This has become one of my favorite things to say when Waffle is being a furmudgeon. “But I’m a waffle. Don’t you know I’m a waffle?” He certainly is, waffles all the time. If he ever makes up his mind, the world may end. It’s the hospital corners … so baffling.

National Vodka Day —The traditional, national drink of Russia. Ironically, since the breakup of the Soviet Union, a lot of Russian vodka is apparently made with American grain, a true example of whorled peace.

Ten-Four Day —Let’s see, is that 104, 4,444,444,444, 40, or 10,000? Transmission garbled, say again, Roger? Wilco is having a sale. Out.

OT: Today was the last day

Nobody can deny the corrupting power of bacon

My black cat Magenta would swipe bacon out of the frying pan back in the 1990’s.

(Georgia posted her drawing of a Puck-themed Pac-Man video game cabinet for this year’s “nightmarathon”) -

Georgia, you must check out this 80’s themed commercial for the California Lottery’s “Pac-Man Scratchers” game titled “Get Your Quarters Ready”

https://youtu.be/uD85e_5Hk-w

Wait…shouldn’t Agnes be on the side of the angel(s)?

When I was very young my brother and I discovered a punch bowl full of tapioca pudding. We started just skimming off the tasty film in a way we hoped would be undetectable. Our continued efforts merely left spoon tracks and a gradually-lowering pudding level. Eventually, we realized we were “good as caught”, so we ate the whole thing. Mom was upset because it had been intended for a party. I don’t remember any bad aftereffects from eating that much pudding (except for a sore bottom).

Bacon makes even the angel of one’s better nature turn bad.

heh, Snacky-snacks.

I love this strip!

As Homer said, “Everything’s better with…”

Gotta love the spooky tablecloth.

Snacky-snacks, the tempting treat

Snacky-snacks, they can’t be beat,

Snacky-snacks, right there for the takin’

Snacky-snacks, made right from bacon!

♪"Some people claim that there’s Lupin to blame

But I know it’s my own darn fault"♫

(Margaritaville -Jimmy Buffett)

Is this the start of a Sunday Halloween 2020 arc?

…and now I need the robber mice on a mug chanting “BACON! BACON! BACON!”

No one can resist the power if BACON!!!

I want a devil Lupin and Puck angel pin. Perhaps Elvis could have a halo & harp while wearing a devil onsie to show how he was listening to both sides! All 4 devil robber mice could probably fit onto a single pin.

hi i made a bcn discord join https://discord.gg/EZYRvVs

Lupin dressed as the Devil on Elvis’ shoulder has made my year! 2020 no longer sucks! Ok, it does…but not nearly as bad as it did a few seconds ago!

hehe

Elvis needs to do like my gray guy, the noise boi: just leap up onto the table and land in the middle of the plate!

(The good thing is that I had finished eating and the plate was empty. Still, ARGH!)

I love the zipper pull on Lupin’s devil suit!