Pickles by Brian Crane for September 19, 2020

Make it a coffee table; the dog might mistake the tarp for a fireplug.

oh, what perfect timing, huh?

Husbands are always good conversation starters for the ladies anyway.

He’ll give them someplace to prop their feet up.

That’s Earl. And I was told not to disturb the crime scene.

Sometimes that does work!

Earl have Opal walk on your back !

It’s an idea, Earl…but will Opal remember to take the tarp off once the meeting is over?

What’s missing is , Roscoe laying on the couch and looking down with one of his precious looks .

This may be Earl’s best idea ever!

I can well imagine many a conversation began with, “You’ll never guess what Earl did today.”

How the HELL are you going to get up, Earl????

If they’re reading a murder mystery, Earl could be a prop.

put a chalk outline around him

Just drag him out to garage, Opal.

Give the ladies a shout and advise them not to wear skirts!

Wait till they think it’s a coffee table and set their wine on it…..

Start your Club with a joke, pull off his pants and shorts.

A tarp?? A sheet! Something in a nice percale print, to match the carpet.

Opal better come up with a good cover story.

Good. The ladies can pretend they are in a Japanese restaurant. They have a table available.

Someone recently said she didn’t have any friends. Well there’s proof she does!

Earl better get up you will see more then you want too.

A chalk outline would help.

Maybe a good coffee table?

Earl is a good conversation starter, who needs props?

I don’t like laying on the floor. Not that it hurts my back or even feels good…it the getting up part that I hate.