Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for September 23, 2020

I wonder just how deep that thing is ?

Sales figures are plummeting.

Wholesale Holesalers. Their Warehouse is only 10 feet square but they stock every size hole imaginable.

ask them how many holes it takes to fill the albert hall…

Of course, retailers are always trying to put tails on people.

That’s where I got the hole in my socks.

He’s going to have to make a splits decision.

Well, well well…

The sales figures just fell into place for the last Spring.

Of course, the trend is to doing this all online.

Trying to buck it has brought the hole sale V.P. to the end of his rope.

It’s the line of work he was pulling for… but nowadays he just doesn’t dig it.

All that training is just water under the bridge…

he’s thinking of getting out of the hole thing.

Well if they would watch where they were gooooooooooinnnnnng

Ha ha!!! Lol! :-)

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Making sales calls there is the pits.

“I pushed my soul in a deep, dark hole, and then I followed it in.” —M. Newbury

I bet they lost a hole lot of salesmen in there!

I remember a cartoon from years (and years) ago where a guy somehow had a portable hole. If I remember correctly, he could put it on the side of a building so he could walk right through it to rob the place and use it to make an escape. Can’t remember the name of it.

He needs a square peg.

Say….just how much dirt is in that hole?