The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 19, 2020

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    SHIVA  over 4 years ago

    Oh, there’s your solution!!!

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    Dirty Dragon  over 4 years ago

    O, woe is me.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I love her name on the diploma, although getting past the handwriting was a problem.

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    Kaputnik  over 4 years ago

    Spend some time with your friends M and G. Or the L twins.

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    jreckard  over 4 years ago

    But he’s a special K.

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of George Carlin (RIP). Every time i walk into Sears i wonder whatever happened to Roebuck.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    try not to feel like a zero…

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    cdward  over 4 years ago

    O say, can you C?

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    bigger Nate  over 4 years ago

    O you’ll be alrighit

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    In her desire to comfort him she told him that he could stay with her. She’s been hoping for a long time to have a big “O” in her life.

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    UmmeMoosa  over 4 years ago

    O’ No

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    gokarDun  over 4 years ago

    “O” founded a start-up named…wait for it…”O”Faces. Big hit…making an orgasmic amount of money.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “BIG O! SHOWTIME!”

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    posse1 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    If you hook up with O then you can believe it will be all about you!

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I love the therapists name, Ms. Suri Lusscumpnee (Misery Loves Company).

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    backyardcowboy  over 4 years ago

    I think you’ll make out fine, Ms Gräfenberg.

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    otforever  over 4 years ago

    As soon as they turned around, the marriage was a KO.

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    Leaves you feeling empty inside, doesn’t it?

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    ’k

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    Nyckname  over 4 years ago

    In walks someone from C.P.S. with your children, a and y, who you’ve both abandoned.

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    Then there was that whole Okey Dokey Smokey incident.

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    ccomebacktour  over 4 years ago

    Therapy not gonna work. The HANDWRITING is on the wall. They will soon be X’s !

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    KEA  over 4 years ago

    O O O Ozempic…

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    jel354  over 4 years ago

    With the current sentiment, their order should be reversed.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member over 4 years ago

    look our for brown E’s, gray V’s and get the F off my lawn.

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    cactusbob333  over 4 years ago

    She’s afraid of her image – looks like a toilet seat.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    There’s so many possibilities for you 0000000000

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    Radish...   over 4 years ago

    OK boomer.

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    mi_sbs  over 4 years ago

    There’s hope for you. According to the book, everyone wants the big O

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    “The Story of O: Part II – The Kafka Years”

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    O,IC…

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    Ivan Araque  over 4 years ago

    You’re zilch, you’re toast, ouch…

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Just consider yourself a silent partner.

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    Jayalexander  over 4 years ago

    que’

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    zeexenon  over 4 years ago

    Ms. Suri sees all, knows all, tells all. So, quit your whining and be patient till Society changes the rules again.

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    mwksix  over 4 years ago

    O?

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    paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Wouldn’t be the first duo to break up when one of the partners decides it’s time to go solo.

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 4 years ago

    I lived this

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    El Cobbo Grande  over 4 years ago

    LUVED THIS!…..you g*d da** spell checker!

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    seattlesince57  over 4 years ago

    O… you are still needed, ei,ei..

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    seattlesince57  over 4 years ago

    A love triangle between A and C, will leave you looking real dumb

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    Spacetech  over 4 years ago

    K

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    The epitome of lazy…..kFrom okay, to OK, to k

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Start a singing group together. The OK Chorale.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    On the plus side, you’re far more commonly used. There’s a reason you’re worth one point in Scrabble.

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    listmom  over 4 years ago

    Plus you never see their kids: A and Y — whatever happened to them?

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    jakarlsson  over 4 years ago

    Ms. Suri Lusscumpnee – Good marriage counselor name.

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    meowlin  over 4 years ago

    O magnam clamantem in!

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    kmccjoe1  over 4 years ago

    Oh. How sad.

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    seamusfloyd  over 4 years ago

    Marriage counselor’s name….

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    Daeder  over 4 years ago

    And he had that affair with ‘M’.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I think “OK” has become the only word recognized almost everywhere on Earth, no matter the native language of the speaker, and basically nobody knows where it came from in the first place.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Or as Buckwheat would say… OTAY

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    brianhearst  over 4 years ago

    Love the councillor’s name!

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