Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 20, 2020

Well, he may have had a so-so spring, and a mediocre summer…

You can’t make an omelet without breaking an egg.

A fully dressed omelet? How do you say that in French?

I’ve heard of “out of the frying pan into the fire” but this???? ;D

They are really egging him on.

From that height, the yolk will be on them!

What could go wrong?

Don’t Jump! It’s not what it’s cracked up to be!

Well, the king’s horses and the king’s men didn’t know what to do with his brother. Time to give the king’s chefs and the king’s pan a chance.

He’s not very balanced there. I think he will go over easy.

Dave was scrambling for a yolk today?

Pan seems cool.

Like fishing: “Catch and release, into the grease!”

first the strip in Argyle Sweater yesterday with the whoopee cushion and now this

I don’t see any butter….a non-stick pan?

Donnie, Donnie sat on a wall / Donnie, Donnie had a great fall / He hit the bottom with a great thump / And that was the end of Donnie Trump.

Great today, crunchy omelette tomorrow.

and yet nowhere in the poem is an egg mentioned

So THATS how Humpty cracked. Maybe a chef came from behind because Humpty wasn’t moving and pushed him off?

Ralph’s hoping he lands Sunny side UP

The Doc told you that eggs were not good for your health.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Humpty Dumpty said, “That’s all!”

“I’m not jumping! I’m too cool!”

“My Mama didn’t raise no fool!”

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men

Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

Don’t know why this irks me so much, but no where is it stated or implied that Humpty Dumpty was an egg.