Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 07, 2020

“Any day now!”

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I’ll tell you tomorrow.

Yesterday!

Real soon!

(shouted by the Red Lectoids)

Are they waiting for a text?

I see what you did there, Dave . . .

“How ’bout a nice Hawaiian Punch?”

I’ll stand in line for punch as long as everyone is socially distanced.

Timing…

As soon as you stop yelling at us!

I can’t HEARRRRR YOUUUU!

If ‘not now’, when? If ‘not me’, who?

She’s either from the Bird Box, or a Trump voter.

Careful…my aunt got a little dotty, and she had to go live in a home.

Grade school flashback..tracing dotted letters.

Well played.

Wait for it…

Friggin’ Portlanders.

“When do we want it?!”

“Before our deadline!”

At least the girl can’t see the guy with the man bun while she’s wearing that blindfold. :)

I’d rather not be REmembered. That would imply that I was DISmembered.

You need to go over and protest in Pearls Before Swine.