Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 18, 2020

But, but, but – voter fraud doesn’t exist!

Would Garfield even enjoy such a lasagna made with squirrel?

I like squirrel gravy.

Cody came back from the dead, and is eagerly waiting to cast his vote. But when people ask him who he’s voting for, he pees ghostly pee outside the litter box. Believe it or Not.

Roadkill Lasagna?

With a climb of almost 1-3/4 miles I wonder how long it took Ms Beck to complete it?

In Great Britain, Ireland, and in Italy numbers of the Eurasian red squirrel (the hero in Beatrix Potter’s book for children, “Squirrel Nutkin”) have decreased drastically in recent years. This decline is associated with the introduction by humans of the eastern grey squirrel (Sciurus carolinensis) from North America in the late 1800’s which is larger, can out-breed, and also transmit a squirrel-pox virus which kills the red squirrel. Consequently, in Britain there is bounty on grey squirrels and restaurants compete to serve them as meals.

I have to admire people like Maureen Beck when they overcome their handicaps so well.

Garfield may never eat lasagna again.

This site used to be worth coming to and at times one could pick up some interesting information, but just look at what one bad apple can do to the barrel – and to hell with god blessing him.

did the cat vote early and often?

I usually like trying new foods at least once, but I’m NOT trying that!

Take three…and action! Camera pans across a large peaceful ranch. A rugged cowboy enters the frame.

Sam Elliot: Gray squirrel; it’s what’s for dinner.

Even more ironic, Cody was from Mexico, and his Green card had expired 17 years ago.

“President” Trump will see that about the cat and run with it.. “Millions of cats are going to vote for the Dems. Invalid election.. they’re crossing the Canadian border by the bus load.”

Take care and gesundheit.

You can make a low carb version of the lasgana by using road kill squirrels (ala granny Clampett) in place of the noodles

On a cold day in Colorado, Maureen Tisdall decided not to vote for her favorite lasagna on the town’s annual Pasta-pena-looza. For she had lost a heinous fight against a gang of ill- tempered squirrels lead by a rude cat from Atlanta. She lost an arm. But not her leg.

Wash hair, make a mess.

And some people still think (?) they’ll be no problems with mail in ballots!

What could possibly go wrong with mail-in voting?

For God’s sake don’t tell Trump about the cat, unless of course it’s a Republican cat.

When you finish the lasagna you can wipe your hands clean on the fuzzy tail.

I keep getting credit card applications and approvals for my cat.

Don’t eat gray lasagna.

I believe I’ll have a hot dog instead.

on this day in history on September 18th 1973 East and West Germany and The Bahamas are admitted to United Nations.

I used to travel and eat on expense. I tried a lot of restaurant specialties and specials. The significant majority were regrettable adventures.

The Bundy’s dog Buck received a pre-approved credit card in his name. Al, Peg, Kelly & Bud all enjoyed a lovely night on the town, including a fabulous dinner at one of Chicago’s finest restaurants.

Here they get voter registrations from drivers licences.

And the LOL winner is… Otto Knowbetter!

The Georgia electoral system is horribly broken, and broken in favor of the GOP.

i didn’t know that gray squirrels ate lasagna…

Note that it was a voter registration application that got mailed to the cat, not a mail-in ballot. Still, as soon as I read the item I cringed, knowing that it would bring out the voter-fraud brigade.

That voter registration delivery will be fast, if a certain dictator has his way.