Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 13, 2020

Must be pretty hard to get a drink in that condition. Though maybe “down the hatch”?

You have to be real careful when you give head these days.

Sexual cannibalism. Never copulate with a hungry female. Dinner first.

Looks like he fell head over heels for her.

Sometimes the foreplay is better than the the aftermath

She takes great head.

If you can keep your head when all about you

Are losing theirs …

When will they learn not to lose their head for a female.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean? Say no more!

What if a prying mantis only gets to first base?

Maybe he could be saying “Ya gonna drink that?”

She even took the head on his beer.

the only thing for it is to drown yourself in drink once you’ve lost your head…

He got hehe AHEAD of himself

As a lover, his date was head, and shoulders, above the rest.

I’m having trouble believing they would use the expression, “got lucky.” Can’t quite put my finger on it, but for some reason it just doesn’t seem to fit . . .