Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 07, 2020

Dog-Anon

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It’s on the interwebs, it has to be true.

I hope no one believes that. Puppies and kittens are keeping some of us sane.

My cats claim it all gossip from the canaries and cockatoos! (Smirk!)

If you just obey the cats’ orders, everything will be fine.

It’s a catalogue of sins.

Q-9s Anonymous posted it.

On the internet, no one knows you’re a dog.

I’d look at the Fifth Column in the corner …

He needs to see what the cats are uploading about dogs…

Well, you see, it is a bit scratchy, but apparently the dogs had a bone to pick… (ducking now)

Well a lot of strife makes one big CATastrophe, doesn’t it?

On the Internet no one can tell if you’re a dog.

On the Internet, knows that you’re a dog

I bet anything it’s either a Russian Terrier or a Siberian Husky.

Those “disinformation dogs”! You have to limit their access to social media:).

…and that’s why responsible pet owners monitor their pet’s online activities.

Careful observation and documentation.

See today’s Luann: “Cats claim everything.”

The freedom of the internet lets you jump on your horse and ride off in all directions at the same time.

I would be soosoo lost without my kitties and pups!

On line, no one knows your a dog. Soooo, …fake news?

He’s doggedly persistent.

As plausible a theory as any other…

Where did he find a newspaper?

The squirrels are in on it.

People are so eager to find a scapegoat to blame for their problems that they will believe almost anything.

I’d check that at snopescat.com.

Every conspiracy theory has its rabid proponents.

Huh. But I just read on the internet that the source of all strife in the world was too much zucchini.

Nothing wrong with teaching dogs to read. Teaching them to write is another thing altogether.

How does it type with no thumbs!? Or is that why they call it the Space Pad?

Q-Anon.

It’s awful enough there’ve been periods in history when domestic cats have been systematically persecuted and tortured. But this is just plain mean of that pooch. Maybe he should ponder the plight of the wolf and coyote for a moment, and see how that feels.

I want to say that early in the life of the internet there was a widespread meme that everyone on the internet could be someone’s dog. Nice closing of the loop in this comic!

https://www.livescience.com/can-cat-parasites-control-human-brains.html

D**s are evil.

I’m hearing a lot of doggerel here. Need a little catterel to balance it out.

The dog may be making up the story without evidence, but every time I look into my cat’s eyes, I know it’s true. Like the proverbial blind squirrel finding a nut, sometimes even the craziest conspiracy theorist gets lucky.