The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 05, 2020

Hey, look on the bright side lady. If he didn’t have a mullet he’d be a redneckneckneckneckneck.

Because of his paycheckcheckcheckcheck?

Red hat and all.

I assume the jacked up truck has a sunroof

She sounds almost like Curly (nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck).

this one’s a stretch…

You were young…

He wore his hat at such a girraffish angle…

and admit it… you liked all that necknecknecknecking.

Don’t you love the truck?

This scenario is a stretch don’t you think!

Truthfully, the neckneckneck is not red!

I wonder how they manage to scratch their neck if it’s itchy.

Mullet??? That’s a yuppie do

NECKNECKNECKNECK…

It’s a couple of gi-raffes, gi-raffes!

Beer cans on the floor, the sleeveless T shirt, the old Jeep pickup with giant tires- all nice touches. Anyone see Keeping Up Appearances? Reminds me of Onslo.

They used to get alonnnnnnnnnng.

I’m thinking that truck needs a sun roof! :-)

They began necking at an early age!

He’s wearing a MAGA hat. Make Acacia Great Again.

“You oughta know by now…”

And didn’t “mullets” go out with high-button shoes?

“Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit…”

Could have used a little sunburn on the back of it to be more realistic…

You thought it was just fine when he was a hockey star, eh?

Must be tough being a redneck giraffe. By the time the beer gets from his mouth to his stomach, it’s warm.

Trivia question of the day: Dogs go woof, cows go moo, pigs go oink, lions go roar, horses go nay; what sound do giraffes make?

Don’t hit you head on the door frame on your way out deary!

And, I’ll bet “ He’s tradin’ in his Chevy for a Cadillac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac”

seems a bit of a stretch to me

He dresses like DonaldDuckDuckDuck.

Because of his pickupupupup?

And the anteater is a brown-nosenosenosenosenoser.

At least he can see over the tires on his pickup!

I figured it would be a necccccccccccck

The mullet should be worn long-enough to cover the red neck.

Because of his TV show. Giraffe Dynasty!

I don’t get it. He’s only got one neck, and it has the same number of bones as a human neck.

Giraffe to love the monster truck, outside! Doesn’t look like it has much headroom, though.

Because of his trucktrucktrucktrucktruck.