Garfield by Jim Davis for November 04, 2020

Garfield raises a good point.

I’d hate to see Jon give mouth-to-mouth with Garfield, imagine the bad cat breath ?

Did Jon pass?

Should have failed! The class was to resuscitate a bovine! (Smirk!)

I think you need an adaptor kit.

Would it help if Jon wore a fake beak?

ewwwwww….

i shudder to think about cardiac massage

We had coq au vin for dinner that night…

I am confused. They do mouth to mouth with chickens? *mouth to beak I mean.

And I’ll bet that tasted just like chicken, eh, Jon?

Was the chicken’s name Anne (or Annie…https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resusci_Anne)?

It is well that Jon learned some first aid while living on his family’s farm as farming is among the most dangerous professions around.

Good point.

Oh my.

Don’t count your chickens before they hack!

Garfield rather have mouth-to-beak rotisserie

Does the chicken still have nightmares about Jon?

Mouth to mouth is hard enough…mouth to beak…oof. Not sorry Jon had to suffer that.

Not to be done on a full stomach. It’s important to be peckish.

And they used to ask the question, do chickens have lips?

Giving CPR to a chicken can be dangerous. Those beaks are sharp.

“WOULDN’T THAT BE MOUTH-TO-BEAK”

(finds this dialogue to be a precise description of “GIVING MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSITATION TO A CHICKEN”)

Isn’t a beak a pecker?

At least he didn’t have to do anything with the pigs.

No, that would be that we are having chicken for dinner….

Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation is usually referred to as CPR (Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation, for those unfamiliar), so why couldn’t Jon have said that instead? Then again, he’s probably not smart enough to know that.

Good thing it wasn’t a porcupine farm..

did jon pass

Did they forget to vote yesterday.

So that’s why they called him chicken lips on the farm.

At least Jon went through with it. So he’s not a “chicken”

xxx

Oh, snap! Garfield caught Jon perfectly with his mouth-to-beak response. #farmanimalCPR :)

yes it would garfield