Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  about 4 years ago

    I have heard of soldiers who could do that while on duty. They also usually got caught… and they then could keep their hind quarters in their footlocker… but still… it is a talented skill!

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    Farside99  about 4 years ago

    I’ve seen many a commuter sleeping while standing and riding the trains in Japan.

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    rshive  about 4 years ago

    Hopefully the Fink won’t turn around.

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    One of the 12 monkeys  about 4 years ago

    Good reason !

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    Skeptical Meg  about 4 years ago

    Huh. Most guys wouldn’t fill in the blank in “_____ like a horse” with “sleep”.

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    jagedlo  about 4 years ago

    At least Wiz isn’t horseing around…

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    Gent  about 4 years ago

    I never knew dark shades goggles were invented in the medieval ages.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Now if he could just sleep with his eyes open. Wiz would be a shoe in for a Senate seat.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    After a few minutes of the fink spewing, I would be bored too. Same ole, same ole crap

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    geese28  about 4 years ago

    The wiz looks like secret service

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    DaveQuinn  about 4 years ago

    Which brings me to this question. Why is it that when someone makes a speech, there are dozens of mute idiots standing behind him not doing or saying anything? Politicians are the worst. Is it safety in numbers?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    A trick mastered by most Korean Military Officers.

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    Amra Leo  about 4 years ago

    Wiz doesn’t need the sunglasses. Wizards sleep with their eyes open…

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    Troglodyte  about 4 years ago

    “The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades”, eh Wiz?! :D

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    stamps  about 4 years ago

    I need to master the art of staying awake at the office.

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    gammaguy  about 4 years ago

    If he’s going to stand like a horse, shouldn’t he be on all fours?

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    mistercatworks  about 4 years ago

    In the military, I learned to sleep in class with my eyes open. It didn’t help my grades but I didn’t get demerits. We were only getting six hours sleep at night for six months.

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    awcoffman  about 4 years ago

    Doesn’t work for me. I fall over.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 4 years ago

    My father once told our pastor it sure was a restful sermon.

    Some people don’t appreciate being appreciated.

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    comics guy 47  about 4 years ago

    My Uncle Leo took this horse thing so seriously, that his wife became concerned and went to see a doctor. She said “Doc, I don’t know what to do… my husband thinks he’s a horse. He neighs like a horse, he eats from a feedbag like a horse – he even sleeps standing up, just like a horse!” The doctor said, “Why, this is serious! We’ve got to get him in here right away! How about tomorrow at 3:00?”. She said, “No Doc, tomorrow’s no good – he’s running in the 5th at Hialeah!”.

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