Herman by Jim Unger for October 17, 2020

If he makes just as much money, what difference does it make?

Plumbers are essential.

What would airlines pilots hold up in this situation? They don’t have swords, as far as I know.

Well THIS sucks!

Airline Pilots are getting layed off . I never hear of Plumbers being layed off !

We met at a water ski club; so they showed up at the wedding with a tunnel of skis.

Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a pilot.

Dad: Sorry son, you can’t do both.

As a former pilot, I can vouch that this is very true. In fact, I still haven’t grown up.

On the back of their tuxes: Pipes backed up. Call . . .

This wouldn’t be so bad except a couple of those were dripping water.

She took the plunge anyway.

They get to wear sexy clothes too.

Plumbers contribute to the health of a nation; pilots are just sky chauffeurs.

People like to make fun at career choices in the trades. Most live a very good life and didn’t waste their money getting a degree in something stupid like Urban Studies. Actually, anything that ends in Studies.

Congratulations!! You took a good crack the plumbers.

I don’t think the plungers are a reference to occupation. I think it’s taking the plunge in marriage.

I will never be able o afford my plumber’s car, or his house, much less his condo in Hawaii.

“I said I was an airline PLUMBER, dear.”

Think positively, dear, next time you plug up the toilet.

Those are true plumbers helpers

If they’ve all gone to the wedding, be very careful before you flush.

Presumably she’ll be even more disappointed when they honeymoon in Flushing…

I know more rich plumbers than rich airline pilots!

Relax, baby. Plumbers make more.

What are you complaining about , lady? Plumbers make beaucoup bucks.

How does plumber sound like airline pilot?

What? No comments including something about laying pipe?

Not even a left-handed monkey wrench one!

Very disappointed in all of you.