Aw gee i though i was talking to Sam.
Bob: Well, we’re not exactly known for our brains.
Isn’t there a memory-enhancing product on the market that brags about being made from jellyfish?
Bad hangover. My brain just feels like jelly.
Yeah, but it’s such a good listener!
“Bob” – What an apt name for a jellyfish! Is that his friend Flo?
Bob, aren’t all jellyfish called Bob?
Bob: I thought she was on botox.
That’s no way to talk about the woman he loves!
She and I were just bonding with each other!
Bob had a few too many gulps of oil spill.
You can get away with referring to your wife as “the old bag” if she really is one.
Bob, it may be time to admit you need glasses, buddy.
thank you Mr. C my- first LOL for the day
A sad commentary on the plight of our oceans.
But he is such a brilliant conversationalist. (That means he lets me do all the talking.)
“Oh. I thought they were just love handles…”
He was trying to read “Wal-Mart” upside down to get a name…
A stinging commentary.
Yes it is made from jellyfish to help humans remember and jellyfish don’t have brains.
A little funny and a lot sad!:o(
Checking last night’s condom to make sure there were no holes. Don’t want a flotilla of little ankle-biters around.
Those one baggers seldom say no.. so stop with the small talk and just do it.
Not much to look at, but great in the sack.
[I’ll see myself out, thanks.]
I thought it was a mask…
Laughing…thanks
And here he had already asked her for her phone number …
I do now and thanks for ruining my hot streak.
With all the plastic surgery being done, how do we know we’re not talking to a plastic bag?
July 17, 2015
allen@home almost 4 years ago
Aw gee i though i was talking to Sam.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
Bob: Well, we’re not exactly known for our brains.
eromlig almost 4 years ago
Isn’t there a memory-enhancing product on the market that brags about being made from jellyfish?
jreckard almost 4 years ago
Bad hangover. My brain just feels like jelly.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Yeah, but it’s such a good listener!
Fritzsch almost 4 years ago
“Bob” – What an apt name for a jellyfish! Is that his friend Flo?
tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Bob, aren’t all jellyfish called Bob?
Imagine almost 4 years ago
Bob: I thought she was on botox.
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That’s no way to talk about the woman he loves!
jpayne4040 almost 4 years ago
She and I were just bonding with each other!
Zev almost 4 years ago
Bob had a few too many gulps of oil spill.
P51Strega almost 4 years ago
You can get away with referring to your wife as “the old bag” if she really is one.
Lady loves a joke almost 4 years ago
Bob, it may be time to admit you need glasses, buddy.
bxclent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
thank you Mr. C my- first LOL for the day
Ned Snipes almost 4 years ago
A sad commentary on the plight of our oceans.
TexTech almost 4 years ago
But he is such a brilliant conversationalist. (That means he lets me do all the talking.)
Rob Smith Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Oh. I thought they were just love handles…”
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
He was trying to read “Wal-Mart” upside down to get a name…
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
A stinging commentary.
b95954297b48a54fcff8fddbcdef6b2f almost 4 years ago
Yes it is made from jellyfish to help humans remember and jellyfish don’t have brains.
joefearsnothing almost 4 years ago
A little funny and a lot sad!:o(
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
Checking last night’s condom to make sure there were no holes. Don’t want a flotilla of little ankle-biters around.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Those one baggers seldom say no.. so stop with the small talk and just do it.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Not much to look at, but great in the sack.
[I’ll see myself out, thanks.]
paranormal almost 4 years ago
I thought it was a mask…
Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Laughing…thanks
ekke almost 4 years ago
And here he had already asked her for her phone number …
The Orange Mailman almost 4 years ago
I do now and thanks for ruining my hot streak.
frenchkisses almost 4 years ago
With all the plastic surgery being done, how do we know we’re not talking to a plastic bag?