Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 07, 2020

There is also proof that the almighty is practical. The seed distribution tool and the watering hose are identical.

If you question if The Almighty has a sense of humor – double check your life. If that doesn’t seem to work – check the mirror.

He must have a sense of humour, he created me after all

♫ I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumoursBut I think that God’s got a sick sense of humourAnd when I die, I expect to find Him laughing. ♫

Not only next to the bladder but completely surrounding the drain pipe. And let’s not forget the cavity left behind when certain items descend outside leaving men subject to hernias.

This is a LOL today and frankly so are all the comments.

If a Felon is an entity that commits a felony, then God is an Iron. (So says Spider Robinson.)

He demands praise and worship but lets us ignore him at our peril.

Tithe generously and in heaven you get a private jet and live like televangelist.

Redd Foxx once commented on the female anatomy and its construction….I just don’t recall the comment…..

Yes and “Let angels “Prostate” fall”.

Sounds like a yes to me!

We truly understand the divine sense of humor when we consider that he gives men intense sexual desire while giving them little actual control over the performance of the organ essential to its fulfillment.

Well, we suspect he’s an engineer, because he ran a waste disposal system right through the middle of a major recreational area.

Boy, howdy! You got that one right, Rev.! The older I get, the more truth there is in that, too!

Imagine God holding a prostrate, wondering where it should go.

If I get to the point when I have to check the mirror, should I be robed or disrobed?

He also put the amusement park next to the toxic waste dump.

I think Gary and Susie have a winner today…and all the men commenting. LOL.

On the seventh day God walked away laughing.

To quote poet Kenneth Patchin: “Elephants and Eskimos/ Are the short of Inventions/ Makes me think God/ Had three, four kids of his own!”

In Umberto Eco’s novel, “The Name of the Rose,” this question is seriously considered and debated by a group of learned monks and scholars in the year 1327. One of the telling points to one side of the argument is that scripture specifically records that “Jesus wept” (John 11:35), but nowhere does scripture state that Jesus ever laughed. (Of course, scripture never states that Jesus ever went to the bathroom either. That has nothing to do with a sense of humor, but I thought it was worth mentioning.)

God is a comedian playing to an audience who is too scared to laugh.

GOD did not create MAN in his image. MAN created GOD in his.

God is an aspiring comedian on “open mic” night.

Gallows Humor

When I was about seven or eight, I remember Father Kelly (and every parish should have a Father Kelly!) tell us that it was OK to laugh in church. But I don’t think he was laughing the day my mother accidentally bit his thumb as she was receiving Communion from him!

If so, it’s twisted a little.

I can relate to that statement all to well.

Genesis says the curse of Eve is childbirth. But what they left out was that the curse of Adam is the prostate!