Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 14, 2020

WTF! Is that Atomic Bomb Candy… or did someone visit the nearest Dispensary of Special Candy?

I’d say it worked

California Special THC Candy served by Candi.

Eh?

At my first job we use to joke about how our bosses trying to induce a sugar coma in workers they didn’t like. Really about 90% of the candy was brought in by us or parents looking to get ride of the bulk of their kids Halloween collection. I sometimes miss the late 90’s.

But now nobody can produce the Fink’s sugar coated cereal.

Sugar rush!!!

Hey, lets go practice battle moves!

Lesson learned? Don’t always do what “they said”.

For a second there I thought that this was a Batman crossover. And that the Joker had spiked the food or the drinks.

Next time, don’t get the Peruvian marching band candy.

Wait until the rush wears off…

Never again….

Looks like they chowed on some chocolate covered meth bonbons.

One guy running for the jakes? Must be some really bad stuff in there.

They didn’t mean nose candy, Fink.

Yesterday we got into reminiscing about some home made chocolate ice cream that went rogue 20 years ago. We didn’t have the prescribed type of chocolate but we had baking chocolate. We knew it wasn’t quite right when the machine stopped: instead of a slushy semi-liquid that had to ripen, there was a dense brown paste on the mixer walls. It tasted okay but strong, but a single spoonful made our scalps itch and our ears ring. Of course, we ate it anyway!

At Cub Scouts campouts we served candy as a bedtime snack just before lights out – big mistake!

well it’s two weeks late but what the hey

look ma no cavities!!!! yet

Sticky toffee or laced.. hard to tell which

Those teeth aren’t going to last long.

LOL!!!

So a sugar rush with a CBD kicker. I’m not really sure where that would take me. …I sense a teaching opportunity.

Now unleash them upon the Huns

Looks like a bunch of losers who can’t hold their sugar.

Poor fink! He is surrounded by people having sugar rush!

next a trip to the dentist office.

If you want a ‘rush’ that has you bouncing off the walls try chocolate covered roasted coffee beans. If you eat them like candy (like the first time my coworkers and I did when the gift basket came from the customer) you will bounce off the walls, stick to the ceiling and lie in your bed wide awake and starting to crash at 3am. Then at 5am your alarm goes off and you’re moving so slow Uncle Joe has pulled a mile ahead of you in the race.

hahaha

Hmmm….looks like they put out the “special” candy….