B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 02, 2020

I think 2020 did this to us.

Squished at the bottom of the lake. Or force flooded out to suffocate on the grass. I think gnats survive longer!

Early start to the petroleum industry.

The real reason for rising water levels.

It ain’t a cloud, Friend fish.

And thus was created the Great Flood of B.C……

In to every life a little rain must fall, so what the heck did that fish do to deserve this?

Or the last.

Famous LAST words.

One of the men who worked in a different region of Arizona than I did suffered a retinal tear and was out for six weeks while it healed. (He was also supposed to refrain from driving his work truck over rough roads, that being the most likely cause of the tear, but he didn’t take that seriously.) After he had been back a few weeks, he wrote in the station log at one site, “Today is the first day of the rest of my life.” Alrighty then.

You counted your chickens before they hatched, didn’t you?

How quickly peace and calm can change to fear and dread. One creature’s fear is another creature’s joy. Afterwards perhaps (dinosaur to fish), “Oops. Sorry ’bout that.”

Funny is that the ad above this is for dunkin doughnuts

Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but that says nothing about how long your life will be.

Fish version of a catastrophic meteor strike.

You never know how many days you have left

Brontosaurs does cannonballs!!!

1) Looks like today is the only day of the rest of his life.

2) The day you retire is the first day of the rest of your life. (Or so they say.)

RIP

Swim, little fiddy, swim!

Yup. Just when I start getting optimistic 2020 shows up.

Today’s strip just gives me a chill. Last week, my best friend started the day like that fish – had a massive stroke, and all he can move are his eyes. Doctors say chances of recovery are slim to none.

This has been a year for the ages. I just hope that we can look back on it, and say that it’s good that it’s gone, and not coming back.

Soon he will be a “flying fish!”

I see my life flashing before meeeee

“Bad day to quit living…” ☺

“Those Rebels couldn’t hit an elephant at that dist…” Famous last words of Union General John Sedgewick at Spotsylvania Court House.

I couldn’t understand why that object seemed to be getting larger and larger. Suddenly it hit me.

Cloudy, with a chance of brontosaurus.

Say your prayers, QUICK…..

Your life or your day is (or could be) an adventure.

Red sky at night, sailors delight. Red sky in the morning, sailor take warning. Green sky sailor put on jock strap and lash self to yardarm.

I don’t think cannons had been invented back then…

He should be displaced out of the way. Of course the shockwave might do bad things to his innards.

Tsunami!

Geronimo!