Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 09, 2020

She could single handedly “Take back the night”.

Bra-burning is an example of “fake news”!

23 degrees Celsius it is warm , but , however , I am horrified to see Blanche naked .

Such bra-zen behaviour is bound to have chilling consequences, Blanch!

Appears the war for equal status has its off days, too.

No, no I really don’t want to see that….

I can’t attest to the underwear and parading, but it sounds like flaming panties and moving would warm you up.

And it looks like the Wiz’ skirt is shorter than Blanche’s.

Oy! I would need eye bleach….

The pile of flaming bras should keep everyone warm, although the smoke from the elastic might be unpleasant.

How can you tell a women’s libber?

(There are multiple punchlines.)

Burning Blanche bra? Blanch… Brain Bleach!

That thought has NEVER crossed my mind…..

Fanaticism does have its penalties.

That’s kind of like the visual equivalent of an “earworm!” Now, I’m going to have THAT thought stuck in my head!