Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 29, 2020

But what, Bernice?

Good one, Lu. ;)

Should be damn not dam. Luann is trying to brag about her hot sexy figure instead she’s making herself sound like a sexy structure to hold back water. lol

TASTE.

The unseen end word.

So, a week of transposed words for punchlines.

Well, as Victor Buono once said,

It could be verse.

Too bad your shape is covered in faux camo, Luann. No one can tell.

We are ready to view this hot shape.

It’s not so much a collage as a ransom demand.

Misspelled “DAMN”.

She might need to wear tighter fitting and skimpier outfits for that to work.

No wonder she’s in community college. Her English is atrocious.

She missed the opportunity to paste “Many look at this shape! Hot dam!” It’s even more vague.

Now we are addressing global warming and the lack of infrastructure maintenance and creating compliments for Luann’s figure? Interesting combination.

“Dam she be poor, but she be hot”

About 6 years ago, Gunther completed some kind of trifecta. High school prom limo broke down and the kids had to rough it. High school graduation and Rosa’s surprise plan. Then Gunther and Rosa ran off together to Peru. And, after all this time, Luann and Bernice are still cutting out words from the paper and making art projects. Talk about being on a slippery slope. Come on ladies, time to flaunt your stuff. If you don’t have any “stuff”, improvise.

Grade School Art Is Bernice admitting that Luann could be """""HOT""""

When you’re blessed, all around you are blessed.

In usual MCP thinking, Tiffany is the one considered to be “Hot.” You, Luann, are considered to be “cute.”

Hot Shape DAME.

Luann will not be quite as successful in the ransom note business.

DADA

More like sappy.

Luann and Bernice sharing a lighthearted moment together instead of the usual hand-wringing discussion. Nice!

FINALLY Luann and Bernice are playing and having fun together. As Luann wished at the beginning of Bernice’s move to her home ♡! After months, Bernice spontaneously started doing what at first her being constantly snarky made her say she absolutely didn’t want to do. FRIENDSHIP WINS♡♡♡ !!!

It’s also a female nesting bird…

Luann, I think you’re just trying to attract some swinging bachelors.

That looks more like something Tiffany would do.

Luann’s “HOT SHAPE” over the years: https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2010/08/08 and https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2012/03/25

BTW Luann’s measurements? https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2017/11/18

El espíritu de Bob Ross se manifiesta en Luann

This is a punchline comic today; should satisfy gag-a-day readers. I think Luann is hot, but is kind of circumspect personally, as are many young women her age. Of course I think most women are hot, one way or another, and I am around tons of “hot” young women where I work. Of course they are all my daughters in my mind so hotness for real is irrelevant (being students is relevant), but if I were a young man, or woman (students and young people generally are far more freer these days to go after whom they really want in terms of gender) I would be in heaven. Except not! I was so shy back when I was a kid then, perhaps that was a good thing. Never mind (lol).

Insipid.

Okay, so there’s NO “problem” with Luann’s self image OR self esteem.

GOOD for her.

Most of “Us” already KNEW that.

The “problem” seems to be with most of the guys in her life, overlooking a “Diamond.” Guy’s like Aaron, Doug, Skyler, even that Quill guy, toward the end. And ESPECIALLY that big lug Luann currently hangs out with. There have been exceptions: Miquel, Elwood, and T.A. Howie. But those guys are gone, hopefully to never return. Then there are two other guys. Both currently share the same “cell.” One, pursued her for many years, but lost interest when other women entered his life. He is currently “occupied.” The other is unattached but keenly interested in her. Yet, curiously His strongest “defenders” stop short of advocating a “pair-up” between Him and Lu. Too bad. That match-up would be most interesting.

Oh, and speaking of “Jack,” Bernice? Please do NOT create a collage that says “Hi Jack!” Then take it with you on a domestic flight ANYWHERE. The Feds tend to FROWN on such things. ;)

Now that’s funny, I don’t care who ya are!… (Larry the Cable Guy)

I wonder what tomorrow’s “Secret Message” will be !

Where did she get the word “aT”?

Maybe they both will have some romance next year. They are do for some.

Everyone’s worried about “dam” being misspelled, but where did she get the word “at”? It’s not in either headline unless she scavenged it from two other words. It that case, she could have scavenged another “n” to put on “dam”.

For all those people saying that Luann is not hot.

https://www.gocomics.com/luann/2013/10/20

I’m not sure Lu’s cut out for this, but… :D

She is young, attractive, sexy, great shapely body and proud of it. Bernice on the otherhand…….not so much.

You can do this with individual letters and drag out the theme indefinitely.

My New Year’s resolution is to stop reading the comments in the comics. I think I’ll be a lot better off if I can hold to that one. Happy new year everyone!

So, 2021 will have no Ann Eiffel, but more Luann.

In collage art, as in much of life, you have to work with what you have on hand.

Where did “at” come from?

Good thing she didn’t find an article about shiitake mushrooms.

I’d have to call that the “Wishful Thinking Collage,” Luann. Where are all the hordes of admiring onlookers?

Unusual for Luann to describe herself that way. And the Evanses don’t project that image of her. Is this a hint for 2021? Or just a lame gag?

Perhaps that is the joke. Luann is blonde.