JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 28, 2020

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    boydpercy Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    LMAO!

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    rayannina  almost 4 years ago

    Lawrence Obadiah Lewis!

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Richard Oliver Floyd Larson

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Wednesday, Thursday, Friday?

    (snicker)

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    momofalex7  almost 4 years ago

    Maybe by then people will go back to spelling words out.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Mitchell Vincent Pritchet

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    pauljmsn  almost 4 years ago

    What if they get married and she takes a compound name? Olivet Maxine Franklin-Glover?

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 4 years ago

    Mine is S.A.D. (truth), but I survived. My lucky older brother Rick got R.A.D..

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    nosirrom  almost 4 years ago

    Beatrice Thelma Watts

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    First year in college, a guy in our dorm suite was named Albert Sidney Smith. When monogrammed sweaters were in vogue… he didn’t wear one.

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    jpayne4040  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, heck to the no! This may be one of the funniest things I’ve read all year!

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    jagedlo  almost 4 years ago

    I’m getting just as much humor from the comments as I did from the strip today!

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    ForrestOverin  almost 4 years ago

    I don’t mind my initials.

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    cjbanas  almost 4 years ago

    So would she become OMFG?

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Everything will get monogrammed!

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    Acronyms are such a conundrum.

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    delennwen  almost 4 years ago

    Are we done with Natasha?

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    TheFiddleBackSpider  almost 4 years ago

    Oh mercy! Getting to the edge there Clearance!

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    TheFiddleBackSpider  almost 4 years ago

    I’m not a big fan of that abbreviation. I hate that word and seeing it used so often gets tiring

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I’ve see worst. But That would be awesome.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Thank you, Robb; I needed this laugh & its comments.

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 4 years ago

    Unnecessary :-(

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    jbarnes  almost 4 years ago

    At one point my daughter realized kids teased each other over their initials. She had me Google to make sure hers didn’t spell anything bad. She thought it was pretty cool that SBB was a train line in Europe.

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    skyriderwest  almost 4 years ago

    My dad, a retired medical doctor, has the initials DOA. Dead On Arrival. He even had them monogrammed onto his medical bag. My mom’s initials are MIA, Missing In Action.

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    daleandkristen  almost 4 years ago

    Amy Schumer had to change her baby son’s name for this reason. She can thank her mother for realizing it.

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    kttolleson  almost 4 years ago

    My dad’s initials were WTF.

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    bigplayray  almost 4 years ago

    LMFAO!

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    I dated a Linda Sue Davis years before those initials meant something else. I wonder how she reacted later on.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    “Olivet Maxine Glover-Franklin” …Most married women I know ..have their maiden name first, then hyphenate the husband’s name last… but I do get the joke. ;^)

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    pchemcat  almost 4 years ago

    This is really good!

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Parents really need to watch out for that kind of thing when naming their kids, and think of the poor kid having to spend a life with it.

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    Dragoncat  almost 4 years ago

    I think my father’s side of the family likes to pass down family names. His name is Thomas Anderson McCoy IV, and he named me after his mother – Marietta Mary McCoy. I’ve no doubt that if I had been a boy, I’d be the V.

    Most people use their child’s middle name when their mad at them, but my uncles called me Marietta Mary strictly for the fun of it.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I guess this is the modern version of these golden oldies:

    “If Tuesday Weld married Frederic March the 2nd, she’d be Tuesday March the 2nd.”

    “If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she’d be Ella Vader.”

    And so on . . .

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    My initials are BS

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    StoicLion1973  almost 4 years ago

    Frederick Ulysses Kennedy. I used that as a fake name while visiting foreign ports during my Navy days. Now, I use “Chuck Finley”; no interesting acronym but it has mass appeal.

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    Ron Bauerle  almost 4 years ago

    Wonder how the parents will explain this to their kids (or vice versa, depending on the generation?)

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    Orcatime  almost 4 years ago

    I knew a guy in high school named Phillip Michael Simons. I don’t know why his momma didn’t like him.

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    Petemejia77  almost 4 years ago

    I knew a girl in H.S. whose initials are S.T.D.

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