Close to Home by John McPherson for January 22, 2021

Looks like a butt sniffin’ machine to this dog. Even Bleeb is FLEEING!Corporal punishment? Cruel, I would think so. Unusual Oh, by all means!

“Council for the Study of Corporal Punishment”? That seems to be an organization that can’t be BEAT. I wonder if it has a BOARD overseeing things or are people allowed to raise CANE? ;D

HR and legal cleared this??? What a rare company.

Looks more like an excuse to draw butts, John.

I wonder what the metrics are on that performance review.

Let’s hope none of them had the 5 Alarm Chili in the cafeteria that day!!!

Not at all funny in fact it is disgusting. How can anyone find this funny?

John, I don’t believe that one’s fetishes are intended to be public knowledge. Especially if they are humorless.

I couldn’t help but(t) notice that the two at the front of the line seem a bit familiar with each other.

Looks like a sexual harassment charge waiting to happen!

I object to corporal punishment, but your life is in danger if you come anywhere near my privates.

I work on a computer all day, that is carpel punishment.

Look at Bleeb run the gauntlet. Has anyone seen him run before?

Tomorrow, citing a workplace injury, Walt puts in for a stand-up desk…

Corporal punishment leads to General good behavior, in Private.

So a Priest, a Rapper, and a Minister walk into a bar…

Okay, my computer’s definitely changin’ stuff on its own…

But maybe my spell check isn’t broken! I mean, after all… my computer DOES appear to be changing words intentionally.

Could it be… The Singularity?

Have we actually reached that forecasted point in time at which technological growth becomes uncontrollable and irreversible, resulting in unforeseeable changes to human civilization?

With each new and more intelligent generation appearing more and more rapidly, causing an “explosion” in intelligence and resulting in a powerful superintelligence that qualitatively far surpasses all human intelligence, thereby making humans obsolete?

Naaaaaah! It’s gotta be spell check!

Another fraternity test?

Can it also be used for punishing privates?

Why am I suddenly thinking about The Human Centipede?

Looks like a lawsuit waiting to happen since corporal punishment is considered cruel.

It’s OK Walt, it’s for your own good, maybe you should go through twice, just to be sure.

That’s just not right…..

Next up: The noogie line!

Is it just me or has Bleeb not been looking very happy lately?

The guy in the green shirt seems to be sniffing the womans butt ahead of him…

Go Bleeb go!!!

Too kinky for me.

This reminds me of a certain sick demented movie with the title named after a certain segmented insect….

These poor people! They all have Ed Zachary disease. :)

Wasn’t this comic about spanking??? Nuttin’ but butt sniffing in the comments……

Walt is at the end of the line, so why is everyone still bending over?

No H.R. Department in that company for sure!

Just like in Spongebob when he broke his a*ss!XD

McPherson, cartoon is poorly devised, more like a pratfall!!!