Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 04, 2021

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    allen@home  almost 4 years ago

    Why don’t i just start squeezing them both together until you start screaming. Then leave them at that.

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    Superfrog  almost 4 years ago

    The left one is tighter to make the torture more sinister.

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    tudza Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Ch-ch-chain, chain of fools

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 4 years ago

    When I’m doing such a bad job so why are you making the wave for me?

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    Jayalexander  almost 4 years ago

    ….and could you let the crotch out a little.

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    “Could you loosen this one for me?” … “Could you loosen the other one a little?” … “Now this one’s too tight.” … (“Would you like to hang with us for awhile?”)

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    Do you have any that are mink lined?

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    DavidSharp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    This isn’t funny.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    Enhanced in*terror*gation techniques.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    “I mean look at this, the right one is so loose, I can pull my hand out; can’t you fix that?”

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    joefearsnothing  almost 4 years ago

    There’s torture and then there’s torture! ;o[

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    MichaelHelwig  almost 4 years ago

    Fine. We’ll just cut off the left one.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    WOW – free lifetime adjustment!!

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    OCD torture.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    “Pierre quit complaining or he will make us watch the “View”

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    Photo op. Just hanging out with the guys.

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    Buckeye67  almost 4 years ago

    That’s the problem with being a torturer, all you get is complaints.

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    shamest Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    When are bathroom breaks around here

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Dog gone California health care system! I only asked when I would qualify for the COVID vaccine. They told me to wait, soon.

    The rest of the states have already been vaccinating their residents and California has only vaccinated health care workers and folks of influential ($$) positions/favors.

    Now they have ordered me I have to hang and wait.

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    cuzinron47  almost 4 years ago

    Just hang in there.

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    FunnyMinnion  almost 4 years ago

    They could do this alllll day

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