Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 28, 2021

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Howard The Sock, wasn’t that a bad movie in the 1980s?

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    Vilyehm  almost 4 years ago

    How unromantic. In the entire crowd, no two socks are clinging to each other.

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    Digital Frog  almost 4 years ago

    The socks don’t get lost, they actually morph into Tupperware lids that don’t fit anything.

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    This movie’s plot line is too predictable.

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    Qiset  almost 4 years ago

    This movie socks.

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  almost 4 years ago

    Guess that’s washing dirty laundry in public

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 4 years ago

    I saw a laundrette in Tasmania (a state in Australia) that was named “The Lost Sock”

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    Ubintold  almost 4 years ago

    Whew! At least underpants don’t have that problem.

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    Little Caesar  almost 4 years ago

    Sockitomesockitomesockitome…..

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    PaulAbbott2  almost 4 years ago

    You have to hand it to Mark. Who else could imagine a sock movie?

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    Darryl Heine  almost 4 years ago

    Lost 1/2 a pair.

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    Sock it to me.

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    hyhybt  almost 4 years ago

    This was also a Carpe Diem this week, except in a psychiatrist’s office setting rather than a movie.

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    Kaputnik  almost 4 years ago

    Your Howard developed a hole in the heel. He’s still around for a brief career as a dust cloth, and will be honorably interred in the trash at an appropriate time.

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    dflak  almost 4 years ago

    When I was in the military, I had about 50 pairs of socks. Half of them were black dress socks all of the same style the other half were black heavy socks, all the same style for wear with my boots.

    My wife questioned this when we first got married. I told her that less than 50 pairs of socks doesn’t make a decent wash load and that any two I grab are a pair.

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    HMETALNYMETSVAL Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Awwww, poor sock. Lol!

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    RobinHood  almost 4 years ago

    John Krasinski’s new film “A Dryer Place”

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    backyardcowboy  almost 4 years ago

    “Is there a Howard in the Audience?”

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    cracker65  almost 4 years ago

    Oh no. The dryer ate another one.

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    jango  almost 4 years ago

    Must’ve ran away with Johnson

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Sock it up lady, you’ve got to go on.

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    P51Strega  almost 4 years ago

    Once Sheila came clean about her affair Howard realized he was caught in her repel-lint trap.

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Ex-static?

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    We has seen the enemy  almost 4 years ago

    He’s in the same place I keep finding my guitar picks – in the filter.

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    Dobber Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    He’s been kidnapped by a fitted sheet

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    These detergent operas just sock!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The film was rated R for all the socksual situations.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 4 years ago

    Thriller movie….they were in the laundry basket and Harold heard a noise in the dryer.

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    oakie817  almost 4 years ago

    that’s sad

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    RabbitDad  almost 4 years ago

    Does anyone else hear this dialogue in the voice of the late Mrs Wolowitz from “Big Bang Theory”?

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    spaced man spliff  almost 4 years ago

    Little Pink Sock.

    Little Pink Sock.

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    Phydeux  almost 4 years ago

    He dried and went to a much warmer place. He was a bit of a heel.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Maybe he was a Leftist…

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      almost 4 years ago

    They made a great pair.

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    jgreenman70  almost 4 years ago

    I guess they just didn’t have a spark :(

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Is this “Howard’s End”

    ????????????

    :)

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