B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 13, 2021

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Do the words “You’re _Next!”_ mean anything to You?

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    “Jane? Is that you in there?”

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 3 years ago

    “No, but right now fresh chicken does. Come closer.”

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    I’m not sure. Would you like to measure my eyes, then measure the inside of my belly?

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    momofalex7  over 3 years ago

    It looks like a vegetarian to me.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Come back here so that I can swallow you, too.

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He’s green; let’s eat him.

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    flashdrive1988  over 3 years ago

    I can’t hear you … come closer.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    I’m just intrigued that whether that’s some sort of a green dinosaur or a big green snake who ate one.

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    cracker65  over 3 years ago

    The bird better be happy it’s already full.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Not anymore!

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    answer – probably not

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    I’m guessing Titanoboa, (Titanoboa cerrejonensis), extinct snake that lived during the Paleocene Epoch (66 million to 56 million years ago), considered to be the largest known member of the suborder Serpentes. Titanoboa is known from several fossils that have been dated to 58 million to 60 million years ago.

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    Nyckname  over 3 years ago

    It’s entirely possible to over feed a snake. When that happens, the skin on their bellies splits open. It commonly happens with new owners who think that they can make them grow faster.

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    Purple People Eater  over 3 years ago

    His eyes look considerably smaller than his belly to me.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Not to many reptiles, especially those which can unhinge their jaws to swallow prey.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Someone has lost the battle of the bulge.

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    Bill The Nuke  over 3 years ago

    Does the phrase “I’ve left room for dessert!” mean anything to you?

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    tcayer  over 3 years ago

    No. Obviously not.

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    joefearsnothing  over 3 years ago

    Ain’ nothing bigger than that belly! ;o]

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    ChessPirate  over 3 years ago

    [SNARF!]

    “No…”

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 3 years ago

    With some snakes it’s not their eyes that determine what is too big to eat, but how much they can unhinge their jaw.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    No…..

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Not only are you a flightless bird, you are also a witless bird to ask a stupid question like that. Does the saying, “always room for one more”, mean anything to you.

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    No, the belly stretches and there’s room for an Apteryx!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Actually, no.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Disjointing jaws must be mighty handy.

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    bobw2012  over 3 years ago

    Don’t care about large snakes. Just so long as there are no large spiders.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    My belly would be bigger if I swallowed you

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    Oy, is that a Pippik !!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    At first I thought it was a brontosaurus with his legs tucked underneath taking a nap – I wonder if there were snakes in the prehistoric age?

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    Longbow1964  over 3 years ago

    Maybe it’s a tumor?

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