I’m guessing Titanoboa, (Titanoboa cerrejonensis), extinct snake that lived during the Paleocene Epoch (66 million to 56 million years ago), considered to be the largest known member of the suborder Serpentes. Titanoboa is known from several fossils that have been dated to 58 million to 60 million years ago.
It’s entirely possible to over feed a snake. When that happens, the skin on their bellies splits open. It commonly happens with new owners who think that they can make them grow faster.
Not only are you a flightless bird, you are also a witless bird to ask a stupid question like that. Does the saying, “always room for one more”, mean anything to you.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Do the words “You’re _Next!”_ mean anything to You?
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
“Jane? Is that you in there?”
Enter.Name.Here over 3 years ago
“No, but right now fresh chicken does. Come closer.”
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
I’m not sure. Would you like to measure my eyes, then measure the inside of my belly?
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
It looks like a vegetarian to me.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Come back here so that I can swallow you, too.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s green; let’s eat him.
flashdrive1988 over 3 years ago
I can’t hear you … come closer.
Gent over 3 years ago
I’m just intrigued that whether that’s some sort of a green dinosaur or a big green snake who ate one.
cracker65 over 3 years ago
The bird better be happy it’s already full.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not anymore!
sandpiper over 3 years ago
answer – probably not
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
I’m guessing Titanoboa, (Titanoboa cerrejonensis), extinct snake that lived during the Paleocene Epoch (66 million to 56 million years ago), considered to be the largest known member of the suborder Serpentes. Titanoboa is known from several fossils that have been dated to 58 million to 60 million years ago.
Nyckname over 3 years ago
It’s entirely possible to over feed a snake. When that happens, the skin on their bellies splits open. It commonly happens with new owners who think that they can make them grow faster.
Purple People Eater over 3 years ago
His eyes look considerably smaller than his belly to me.
mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not to many reptiles, especially those which can unhinge their jaws to swallow prey.
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Someone has lost the battle of the bulge.
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
Does the phrase “I’ve left room for dessert!” mean anything to you?
tcayer over 3 years ago
No. Obviously not.
joefearsnothing over 3 years ago
Ain’ nothing bigger than that belly! ;o]
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
[SNARF!]
“No…”
poppacapsmokeblower over 3 years ago
With some snakes it’s not their eyes that determine what is too big to eat, but how much they can unhinge their jaw.
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
No…..
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
Not only are you a flightless bird, you are also a witless bird to ask a stupid question like that. Does the saying, “always room for one more”, mean anything to you.
paranormal over 3 years ago
No, the belly stretches and there’s room for an Apteryx!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Actually, no.
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Disjointing jaws must be mighty handy.
bobw2012 over 3 years ago
Don’t care about large snakes. Just so long as there are no large spiders.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
My belly would be bigger if I swallowed you
spaced man spliff over 3 years ago
Oy, is that a Pippik !!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
At first I thought it was a brontosaurus with his legs tucked underneath taking a nap – I wonder if there were snakes in the prehistoric age?
Longbow1964 over 3 years ago
Maybe it’s a tumor?