Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 15, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Be grateful you got such a cushy job, Censor.

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    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    Interesting that this strip ran immediately after VD (i.e., Valentine’s Day).

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    retrocool  almost 4 years ago

    cheap laughs about ‘the clap’. I love ’em.

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    Leojim  almost 4 years ago

    STD operating procedure.

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    Wilde Bill  almost 4 years ago

    That’s not the disease you should be worried about.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Is her name Zoster?

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Gone is Rita after Rat got her peas.

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    Imagine  almost 4 years ago

    Look! Up in the sky! Is that Uranus? Or are you sitting on it?

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Sounds like an STD.

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    The old days when herpes was the big scare……

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    Display  almost 4 years ago

    And taking those peas really burned him up but that’s a whole ’nuther story. And a catchy idea.

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    gopher gofer  almost 4 years ago

    i wish rat would just leave us some peas…

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    Can’t Rat offer some appeasement?

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    jmarkoff2  almost 4 years ago

    I had to read this aloud twice before getting it. I thought it was building up to “Give peas a chance.”

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    lavender headgear  almost 4 years ago

    What do you give the man who has everything? Ciprofloxacin.

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    AndreasMartin  almost 4 years ago

    Things got critical when he nabbed the Acyclovir ointment too.

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    kraftjeff  almost 4 years ago

    ouuuuch… had to read that few times…. surprised the sensors didn’t block that one period.

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Hard to “appease” the censor!

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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    Herpes , another lousy virus!

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    Gent  almost 4 years ago

    I never knew this violent ratical was so peasfull.

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    Doug K  almost 4 years ago

    Well. Somebody must have her peas.

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    LizardPriest  almost 4 years ago

    This is exactly the sort of smutty shenanigans that got you banned from the New Hampshire Union Leader. Keep up the good work.

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    artsyguy65  almost 4 years ago

    I work the closing shift with her sister, Ahrea. After accidentally locking her in overnight a few months ago, now I make sure she’s left the building by asking loudly “Are you gone, Ahrea?!”

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    Pocosdad  almost 4 years ago

    Hair piece?

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Rat doesn’t have a pod to pea in.

    Oh, wait, that was “The Far Side” a few days ago.

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    Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    For two panels I was trying to think of a pun involving “peace” (Visualize Whirled Peas) and Stephan fooled me.

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    Stocky One  almost 4 years ago

    The peas are gone, O’Rhea?

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    WaitingMan  almost 4 years ago

    I used to see Phyllis until we broke up.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    So, whose peas were they?

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    blairleroys Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    You can’t say that in a comic strip!

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    scpandich  almost 4 years ago

    Ugh, peas.

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    elbow macaroni  almost 4 years ago

    Tacky. Low brow. Not funny.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    LMAO!

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    Bookworm  almost 4 years ago

    Anyone making bad pea puns should be beaned.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 4 years ago

    He’s gonorrhealize his mistake soon.

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    TGJR  almost 4 years ago

    I think Pastis has been in lockdown way to long.

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    joannesshadow  almost 4 years ago

    Wasn’t sure where this was going, but I knew it wasn’t a good place.

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    Cerabooge  almost 4 years ago

    Does Pastis have hair peez on head?

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    Bruce388  almost 4 years ago

    Oh, come on. Who would ever steal peas?

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    Queen of America  almost 4 years ago

    I’m sharp, quick and clever – except when it comes to thinking up puns. Pastis is great at it.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    I know you’re doing this to ridicule censorship, Pastis; but c’mon man.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    Quiet down, Rat. Can’t we have some peas AND quiet?

    Oh boy, nobody beat me to this lame joke

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  almost 4 years ago

    This is one of those days we should just ignore Pastis.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 4 years ago

    Visualize whirled peas.

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    Another Take  almost 4 years ago

    326 Likes for a Groaner.

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    And they just keep getting better and better :D

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    My peas, her peas, we all have her peas. Let the chicken pox be on you. And beware of your mother’s birth canal during yours.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    Fine, but do you know where my pen is?

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Too many Puritans follow this strip. Get a life, and let others have theirs, too.

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    knight1192a  almost 4 years ago

    The comic censor is just upset that Stephan told his secret.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 4 years ago

    This is so bloody awful I can’t stop laughing. Peas be with you.

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    John W. Vinson Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Veterinarians are worried about a new virus affecting them. It’s called chirpies; it’s a canarial disease and it’s untweetable.

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    dwkiser28603  almost 4 years ago

    there is a remark about the clap somewhere

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    It is true that Cartoon-Boy sends a lot of business Comic Strip Censor Guy’s way. —Maybe more than any other strip does. I guess that’s why CSCG is on the PBS payroll….

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 4 years ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qgDkz5ZjLY

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    PuppyPapa  almost 4 years ago

    O man…….

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    kimodb Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    At the first panel I knew something was coming… LOLOL

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    WimtenBrink2  almost 4 years ago

    There’s some pea in this comic… That will definitely piss off readers…

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    a nerdy trans girl  almost 4 years ago

    haha lol these comic strip censor helps him get away with so much

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    ChristopherHeckman  over 3 years ago

    Do you want my hairpiece? (“Things Are Tough All Over”)

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