I work the closing shift with her sister, Ahrea. After accidentally locking her in overnight a few months ago, now I make sure she’s left the building by asking loudly “Are you gone, Ahrea?!”
It is true that Cartoon-Boy sends a lot of business Comic Strip Censor Guy’s way. —Maybe more than any other strip does. I guess that’s why CSCG is on the PBS payroll….
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
Be grateful you got such a cushy job, Censor.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
Interesting that this strip ran immediately after VD (i.e., Valentine’s Day).
retrocool over 3 years ago
cheap laughs about ‘the clap’. I love ’em.
Leojim over 3 years ago
STD operating procedure.
Wilde Bill over 3 years ago
That’s not the disease you should be worried about.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Is her name Zoster?
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
Gone is Rita after Rat got her peas.
Imagine over 3 years ago
Look! Up in the sky! Is that Uranus? Or are you sitting on it?
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sounds like an STD.
Zykoic over 3 years ago
The old days when herpes was the big scare……
Display over 3 years ago
And taking those peas really burned him up but that’s a whole ’nuther story. And a catchy idea.
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
i wish rat would just leave us some peas…
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Can’t Rat offer some appeasement?
jmarkoff2 over 3 years ago
I had to read this aloud twice before getting it. I thought it was building up to “Give peas a chance.”
lavender headgear over 3 years ago
What do you give the man who has everything? Ciprofloxacin.
AndreasMartin over 3 years ago
Things got critical when he nabbed the Acyclovir ointment too.
kraftjeff over 3 years ago
ouuuuch… had to read that few times…. surprised the sensors didn’t block that one period.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Hard to “appease” the censor!
iggyman over 3 years ago
Herpes , another lousy virus!
Gent over 3 years ago
I never knew this violent ratical was so peasfull.
Doug K over 3 years ago
Well. Somebody must have her peas.
LizardPriest over 3 years ago
This is exactly the sort of smutty shenanigans that got you banned from the New Hampshire Union Leader. Keep up the good work.
artsyguy65 over 3 years ago
I work the closing shift with her sister, Ahrea. After accidentally locking her in overnight a few months ago, now I make sure she’s left the building by asking loudly “Are you gone, Ahrea?!”
Pocosdad over 3 years ago
Hair piece?
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Rat doesn’t have a pod to pea in.
Oh, wait, that was “The Far Side” a few days ago.
Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago
For two panels I was trying to think of a pun involving “peace” (Visualize Whirled Peas) and Stephan fooled me.
Stocky One over 3 years ago
The peas are gone, O’Rhea?
WaitingMan over 3 years ago
I used to see Phyllis until we broke up.
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
So, whose peas were they?
blairleroys Premium Member over 3 years ago
You can’t say that in a comic strip!
scpandich over 3 years ago
Ugh, peas.
elbow macaroni over 3 years ago
Tacky. Low brow. Not funny.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
LMAO!
Bookworm over 3 years ago
Anyone making bad pea puns should be beaned.
YippiKiAyMofo over 3 years ago
He’s gonorrhealize his mistake soon.
TGJR over 3 years ago
I think Pastis has been in lockdown way to long.
joannesshadow over 3 years ago
Wasn’t sure where this was going, but I knew it wasn’t a good place.
Cerabooge over 3 years ago
Does Pastis have hair peez on head?
Bruce388 over 3 years ago
Oh, come on. Who would ever steal peas?
Queen of America over 3 years ago
I’m sharp, quick and clever – except when it comes to thinking up puns. Pastis is great at it.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
I know you’re doing this to ridicule censorship, Pastis; but c’mon man.
Bilan over 3 years ago
Quiet down, Rat. Can’t we have some peas AND quiet?
Oh boy, nobody beat me to this lame joke
LaughterIsJoyMuliplied over 3 years ago
This is one of those days we should just ignore Pastis.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 3 years ago
Visualize whirled peas.
Another Take over 3 years ago
326 Likes for a Groaner.
Pgalden1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
And they just keep getting better and better :D
zeexenon over 3 years ago
My peas, her peas, we all have her peas. Let the chicken pox be on you. And beware of your mother’s birth canal during yours.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Fine, but do you know where my pen is?
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
Too many Puritans follow this strip. Get a life, and let others have theirs, too.
knight1192a over 3 years ago
The comic censor is just upset that Stephan told his secret.
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
This is so bloody awful I can’t stop laughing. Peas be with you.
John W. Vinson Premium Member over 3 years ago
Veterinarians are worried about a new virus affecting them. It’s called chirpies; it’s a canarial disease and it’s untweetable.
dwkiser28603 over 3 years ago
there is a remark about the clap somewhere
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
It is true that Cartoon-Boy sends a lot of business Comic Strip Censor Guy’s way. —Maybe more than any other strip does. I guess that’s why CSCG is on the PBS payroll….
JPuzzleWhiz over 3 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qgDkz5ZjLY
PuppyPapa over 3 years ago
O man…….
kimodb Premium Member over 3 years ago
At the first panel I knew something was coming… LOLOL
WimtenBrink2 over 3 years ago
There’s some pea in this comic… That will definitely piss off readers…
a nerdy trans girl over 3 years ago
haha lol these comic strip censor helps him get away with so much
ChristopherHeckman over 3 years ago
Do you want my hairpiece? (“Things Are Tough All Over”)