I despise Stephen King. I despise him too much to bother explaining my perfectly reasonable reasons for despising him so much. But I really despise him. When I heard he had been run over by a minivan, I had high hopes he would DIE DIE DIE, but unfortunately he didn’t. I really despise Stephen King.
I had read a couple of Stephen King’s books. I enjoyed them, until I got to the endings! That became too much of a pattern after about 3, and that was the end for me.
The funniest variation of that joke was done by the master – Gary Larson – who had a little boy excitedly telling his parents in the morning: The nose-fairy came!
eromlig over 3 years ago
Quick! Call Pennywise!
Leojim over 3 years ago
I hope it’s worth at least five bucks, I’m broke and I need a beer.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
Poor Ralph is going to have to find those without the use of them. Then get them reinstalled. A tall order for such a short squirrel.
pschearer Premium Member over 3 years ago
I despise Stephen King. I despise him too much to bother explaining my perfectly reasonable reasons for despising him so much. But I really despise him. When I heard he had been run over by a minivan, I had high hopes he would DIE DIE DIE, but unfortunately he didn’t. I really despise Stephen King.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Ralph has seen one of this evil spirit’s victims before…a boneless chicken!
admiree2 over 3 years ago
Sooo, how much will you leave under the pillow?
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago
Awww… that’s sweet!
Dobber Premium Member over 3 years ago
The results of too much sweetened soft drinks.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
LOL! Ralph’s eyes bugged out!
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bones or boner? But with those teeth.. a true nightmare either way
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Darkness Falls
paranormal over 3 years ago
More like the Calcium Fairy…
zeexenon over 3 years ago
Grandma, what a scary face you have.
Howard'sMyHero over 3 years ago
This “Tooth Fairy” pays by an Unreality Check …!
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
Lol even Ralph is scared speechless!!
tinstar over 3 years ago
I had read a couple of Stephen King’s books. I enjoyed them, until I got to the endings! That became too much of a pattern after about 3, and that was the end for me.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
The funniest variation of that joke was done by the master – Gary Larson – who had a little boy excitedly telling his parents in the morning: The nose-fairy came!