Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 17, 2021

“Wife bite yer head off again? At least she didn’t chew you a new one this time.”

“They eat the fathers!!”

“Actually, I got lucky.”

Nice name for the bar " The Buzz "

When it’s over, it’s over. Get over it…

Giving head means something entirely different to mantises…

The mantis male has ganglion in his head that keep him from mating, once that’s gone the rest of him does the mating….. he’s also a high protein meal for the female before she lays her eggs….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_WyuhFYwrg

We were getting into necking when she decides she’d prefer a guy with taste.

Has a male mantis ever thought about wearing a steel collar or necklace?

Male mantises are like other males; they don’t think when they’re around females. At least, not with the big head…

Should i be pleased that this is not applicable to humans?!?

Don’t lose your head over it.

Female mantis to male mantis: I could eat you up.

Male mantis to female mates: That’s what I’m afraid of.

Did you lose something?

The male mantis is monogamous. Obviously.

And – darn it! – he just bought himself a new hat.

Wait… How did the mantis’s head got removed?

…don’t know what it is…something’s eating at me…

She said it tasted like chicken.

If the perspective was from outside the glass looking in, it could be a unique cover of the epic Edward Hopper painting “Nighthawks”.

At least the female mantis is direct and final about it. The human version uses words, so she can keep beheading her mate over, and over, and over… You’d think they’d get bored with it after a while?

Mantis to barkeep: “Just give me a Frankina Stein and shuddup about it.”

That’s what you get for praying on the weaker? sex.

I’m not going to make any comments regarding “head”. Period. So just move along.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to all.

Oh, snap!

Kinda reminds me of the termite that walked into a bar and asked " is the bartender?"

He shoulda brought a wing man.

You’ve never had a girlfriend bite your head off?

Women !!!!!

Mantis: “I’m good. Got laid.”

Yowza, it’s been what — like 40 years? — since I’ve seen a cash register like that!

Just when he thought he was getting ahead in business.

All these “fly guys”. Let me tell you about this 8-legged girl with an hour-glass figure. To die for….

Okay did NOT need to know that. Blechhh!Lol

I like the bug pouring drinks. I could always do with a “spare hand” sometimes.

And now for something completely different…

Why are the chairs legless and the stools poleless?

Wasn’t it Kipling who said something about keeping your head while those around you have lost theirs?

Mantis, “All I said to her was…………….”

Later on Louis, the barkeep, was seen at the casino feeding money to the four-arm bandit.