Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 28, 2021

Birds that pass in the gloaming…

Cock-a-doodle-don’t

Aww!

“And besides that, you ate all my children last night.”

Louise will have to settle for a knight owl in shining armour…

being… a nocturnal predator…?

How does the pussycat figure into this?

“Wait…YOU’RE giving ME the ’it’s not you it’s me’ routine? I invented ’it’s not you it’s me!’”

She loves to sing-aAbout the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a

Ms. Chicken just doesn’t give a hoot.

Later, she left with the pussycat and went to sea in a beautiful pea-green boat.

You’re better off Louise. He really doesn’t give a hoot.

Owls have been known to prey on chickens and other birds.

And you being a, well… you know…A chicken hawk!

You’ll be alright. Night owls have more fun anyway.

The good news is, there’s a nice pussycat down the street….

Owl just say ya owl wasted a terrific pun oppowltunity.

A night owl

Guess that makes the rooster “the early bird”