I was a recording tech on a rocket engine test in the ’60s. The sequence was mixed up and the leader simply restarted without thinking. Unfortunately some fuel was released into the chamber where the fun happens. The restart caused the loudest and most destructive event that I ever experienced in person. Fortunately the bunker contained the blast. I had all the data recorded up to the time all my transducers were destroyed.
“Ah crap! This is bad! This is bad! Wait, I know what to do! Hit the space bar!”
“But, Captain… is this really the time for a drink?!”
“Not that space bar, you idiot… the one on the keyboard!”
“Nothing, Sir! It didn’t work!
“Wait a minute! Here it is… here’s the problem! This weird little micro mini USB thingy was unplugged from that wonky-lookin’-brick-adapter-whatchmacallit-thingy over there!”
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
“‘Unplug the launch controller, wait and plug it back in again?’ Damn it Jim-I’m a space jockey, not an IT guy!” ;D
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
If this is Elon Musk’s Space X then it probably needs yet another software update.
Strob almost 4 years ago
We will soon be serving roast Bleeb.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
Oh, here’s your problem. It wasn’t plugged in to begin with.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Oh, now I get it, that mischievous Bleeb pulled the plug.
Zykoic almost 4 years ago
I was a recording tech on a rocket engine test in the ’60s. The sequence was mixed up and the leader simply restarted without thinking. Unfortunately some fuel was released into the chamber where the fun happens. The restart caused the loudest and most destructive event that I ever experienced in person. Fortunately the bunker contained the blast. I had all the data recorded up to the time all my transducers were destroyed.
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
By the way guys, don’t give it a worry but you might want to do the same with your oxygen supply too.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Really bad places to be for a rocket launch. Say goodnight, Gracie.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 4 years ago
And they say we’ve put a man on the moon, ah right.
geese28 almost 4 years ago
Or you could blow into the cartridge….
jbduncan almost 4 years ago
Better check the battery first. May need a jump start.
j.l.farmer almost 4 years ago
amazing how that really works!
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
A space shuttle?
Did you find this one under a drawer?
webman3802 almost 4 years ago
Our igniters stopped working, so we’re going to send Bob the janitor out there to hold up an Aim-n-Flame…
Amra Leo almost 4 years ago
Bleeb’s fine. He is the reason for it not launching, y’know…
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Ah yes. The early days of the Microsoft Missile Program. They never did get it off the ground before it got copied and marketed by Google and Oracle.
Jim2g almost 4 years ago
Sounds like my TV service mchsi.com
PO' DAWG almost 4 years ago
Italian Space Force, built by Fiat. Call Luigi, see if he workin’ today.
comixbomix almost 4 years ago
Apparently my cable company has gone into the space business.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Run out there with a flashlight and shine it up into the exhaust tips and try to see if there is a clog…
Dobie Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Ah crap! This is bad! This is bad! Wait, I know what to do! Hit the space bar!”
“But, Captain… is this really the time for a drink?!”
“Not that space bar, you idiot… the one on the keyboard!”
“Nothing, Sir! It didn’t work!
“Wait a minute! Here it is… here’s the problem! This weird little micro mini USB thingy was unplugged from that wonky-lookin’-brick-adapter-whatchmacallit-thingy over there!”
“We’re are good to go, sir!”
the lost wizard almost 4 years ago
We may have to run a temporary cable to the launch site across the street.
bobpeters61 almost 4 years ago
The scary part is that the elevator goes to the solid rocket booster instead of the orbiter.
SF Giants almost 4 years ago
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
mwksix almost 4 years ago
I’m sure glad I don’t man the IT Helpline at NASA…
ekke almost 4 years ago
Powered by Windows, clearly.
Impkins Premium Member almost 4 years ago
That is typical Bleeb! Always looking up at things he shouldn’t! :>)
spaced man spliff almost 4 years ago
This time leave it unplugged for a full minute before replugging it in.
tinstar almost 4 years ago
If the main rocket finally catches, Bleeb is gonna be toast!
scpandich almost 4 years ago
Bleeb you naughty boy, what have you been up to?
donut reply almost 4 years ago
Get a matchbook.
WDD almost 4 years ago
The Space Shuttle, if it were designed by Microsoft.