It’s true: Our master bath has a tub that’s been unused for probably a decade or more: We have a separate shower… The other bathroom has a tub that gets used when guests spend the night.
We say these houses have more bathrooms than %$#holes… we’ve come a ways from the bedroom pottie under the bed and the backyard outhouse supplied with yesterday’s newspaper.
When I was a kid, we took over a service station in a rural community. There was a minnow bait shack that had a concrete tank. Remember some Bozo telling my father to tar the inside of the tank to minimize water loss. My dad, otherwise a very intelligent person, did exactly that. Need I go on with the rest of the story?
Pet fish are to all fish as pet dogs are to all mammals, not to all dogs. Mr. Mallet needs to refresh his memory of high school biology. Actually, it’s more complicated than that because there are several classes of fish but only one class of mammals. That makes his mistake substantially worse.
Bilan almost 4 years ago
An extra bathroom?!? What on Earth is that?
danketaz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
perfect for the shark tank.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
It’s true: Our master bath has a tub that’s been unused for probably a decade or more: We have a separate shower… The other bathroom has a tub that gets used when guests spend the night.
djlactin almost 4 years ago
When I was in China, I visited a family that kept a carp in the bathtub (briefly), in lieu of refrigeration.
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Pet Hagfish has to be the very next phase!
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Using a tub for fish? No good. It’s reserved for Mermaids.
bittenbyknittin almost 4 years ago
I DO have a bathroom with an unused tub!
Doug K almost 4 years ago
Fishing in an imaginary pond?
or … Fishing in a “Sea of Imagination”?
Ignatz Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I know somebody with a 300-gallon tank that she keeps schools of large fish in. Not as big as sturgeon, though.
StratmanRon almost 4 years ago
Well young man, maybe those who have purchased beyond their needs. The rest of us share bathrooms, and they get used.
cervelo almost 4 years ago
We say these houses have more bathrooms than %$#holes… we’ve come a ways from the bedroom pottie under the bed and the backyard outhouse supplied with yesterday’s newspaper.
snookdog69 almost 4 years ago
i need it for the dog,s bath
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
“A sturgeon is a doctor what cut you open when you sick!” – Leonard Marx
Billy Yank almost 4 years ago
If you want to keep a Great White Shark, you’re going to need a bigger tub!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Why keep sturgeon? 90% of them are crud.
micromos almost 4 years ago
I haven’t taken a bath in 50 years!
Cozmik Cowboy almost 4 years ago
While I much prefer watching a fish tank to TV, I must insist – fish in an aquarium are decorations, not pets.
Pickled Pete almost 4 years ago
When I was a kid, we took over a service station in a rural community. There was a minnow bait shack that had a concrete tank. Remember some Bozo telling my father to tar the inside of the tank to minimize water loss. My dad, otherwise a very intelligent person, did exactly that. Need I go on with the rest of the story?
Publius10608218 almost 4 years ago
Fish need alot more room then bath tub. Unless you want a small sea in your house I’d look into other pets.
rugeirn almost 4 years ago
Pet fish are to all fish as pet dogs are to all mammals, not to all dogs. Mr. Mallet needs to refresh his memory of high school biology. Actually, it’s more complicated than that because there are several classes of fish but only one class of mammals. That makes his mistake substantially worse.
ArtisticArtemis almost 4 years ago
Then there’s always Monterey Bay Aquarium!!! =^_____^=