Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for March 09, 2021

Well, something is growing and making noises under there that sound like “FEED ME!”

That’s the ventriloquist in your stomach. I know from experience!

Spiders can be scary and if you have ever seen a magnified picture of a dust mite they do look like monsters

Plenty of both under a messy bed

My mom would have agreed concerning me. Thank God I’m almost OCD about neatness now.

Shoes and multiple storage bins. I even put a bin close to the edge so stuff I knock off nightstand doesn’t roll under. I’m 72. Nuff said.

ok boomer

Dishes? Never heard of paper plates?

The pile has been under so long, It’s gained Sentience.

What amazes me is, most of the time he’s a smart a**. Now he’s acting like a little baby boy.

Try cleaning under it young man and NOW not LATER!