Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 19, 2021

She means it’s never empty.

The same joke was used on 7/16/18…

Seems here that upon medical determination with the required prescription I will need to order more food delivery until the buffet places open again. At least that is what I heard the doctor say.

I bet it’s to treat his anorexia.

But no snacking.

Zing!

Oink oink.

You’d have to set the alarm for 3am.

Even if it was used before, it still brings a laugh……

I once had a co-worker who told me: “You know when some prescriptions say not to take with alcohol? Whenever I read that I go ahead and take the alcohol with them. You never know what effects may occur (he said with a gleam in his eye)!

Don’t take if allergic. May cause blindness, permanent paralysis, sudden death, cramping, hair loss, shortness of breath, moderate amnesia, body dysmorphia, panic attacks, and oily discharge.

It means exactly what you think it means.

It means you’re constantly poking food in the pie hole!

Just roll it up in a cheese ball, cheese is a food.

It means that Ralph Drabble wouldn’t get this either.

Is it a diet pill?