Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2021

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    Prescott_Philosopher   over 3 years ago

    Ah, the dreaded Lego Walk. I’ll talk, I’ll talk!

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Could be worse, he could be making you walk at night with no lighting!

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    rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And then…

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Might be he is a diabetic and hasn’t any functioning nerves left in his feet.

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    Actually, if you walk splay legged you would miss the lot…..

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Actually, that’s not a bad idea for anti-burglar night time protection. No way a break-in wouldn’t wake the household. Unless, of course, the prowler was there to steal Legos to complete a build. Some of them might be really dedicated to finishing the big ones. :)

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    My First Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Looks like a “Home Alone” trick.

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    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    Here’s what you were waiting for. If you’re confused, read my story from the begginning in comment section for March 8, 2021

    WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – The Epilouge (with no one’s perspective)

    Here we are ending our adventure with Wizard of Id and friends. Let me tell in short, what happened next. A few days later, Sarah officially became the next head of the kingdom. The old king had a trial and it turned out it wasn’t the only one. He made people pay unfair taxes for years. Meanwhile, Spook was released from jail. He came back to family. They were always welcome at the queen’s castle. Days later, Rodney proposed to Gwen. They organized a small party to celebrate. But the most important thing of all happened just a day after Sarah’s coronation. Wizard and others were awarded with the medal of Justice Protection (footnote: the name was made up) by the queen. Then, they were asked by some reporters, to tell everything, what happened, so they could write a chronicle about it. It was titled “The biggest adventure ever: Fighting with rulers’ injustice”. It made everyone not letting happen like this again.

    The end

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    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    Not bad I can use the Legos to build an escape hatch.

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr.  over 3 years ago

    Isn’t it funny that, of the two torture devices pictured here—the Iron Maiden and the Legos—the Legos are the ones that actually exist? There was never an actual Iron Maiden used back in “those days”

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    milococola  over 3 years ago

    The worst possible punishment

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I wonder if there are jacks at the end? Maybe some of those D&D Dice laying around? I feel the ouch, dude.

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    josballard  over 3 years ago

    I foresee Matchbox cars down the line.

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    I agree. The lego blocks are quite inhumane

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Torture tactics….I’ll take the rack over Legos…

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    Amra Leo  over 3 years ago

    Oh, the humanity!

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    h.v.greenman  over 3 years ago

    then there are these (a joke “lego” invented in the 3D printing community)

    https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4641422

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Leftover Legos are the actual reason I always wear shoes indoors at my house. Otherwise I wouldn’t.

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    Ivan Araque  over 3 years ago

    This reminds me of the day Gary Larson complained that The Far Side was being singled out for cruelty and he literally pointed to Wizard of Id… #LaughingGuilt

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    mfrasca  over 3 years ago

    Severian would not approve.

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    wow… the cruelty mankind is capable of

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    Lego of him, you monster!

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    bookworm0812  over 3 years ago

    Ah, that’s what those were. I couldn’t tell in the paper.

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    I believe that is a violation of the Geneva Convention.

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    Mediatech  over 3 years ago

    Follow the plastic brick road.

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    Eggo my leggo

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And for mental torture they play “The Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” re-runs all day and night.

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    tarnrider  over 3 years ago

    i can’t believe that none of the comments i have seen so far mentioned the fact that the spook actually had clothes on and not just his body hair

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    notinksanymore  over 3 years ago

    My kid stepped on a lego the other day. He cried, my husband said “now you know why I’m always telling you to get them off the floor,” and I just laughed my head off.

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    NyahNyahNyah  over 3 years ago
    [ ✨❤️✨ ] Love™
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