Actually, that’s not a bad idea for anti-burglar night time protection. No way a break-in wouldn’t wake the household. Unless, of course, the prowler was there to steal Legos to complete a build. Some of them might be really dedicated to finishing the big ones. :)
Here’s what you were waiting for. If you’re confused, read my story from the begginning in comment section for March 8, 2021
WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – The Epilouge (with no one’s perspective)
Here we are ending our adventure with Wizard of Id and friends. Let me tell in short, what happened next. A few days later, Sarah officially became the next head of the kingdom. The old king had a trial and it turned out it wasn’t the only one. He made people pay unfair taxes for years. Meanwhile, Spook was released from jail. He came back to family. They were always welcome at the queen’s castle. Days later, Rodney proposed to Gwen. They organized a small party to celebrate. But the most important thing of all happened just a day after Sarah’s coronation. Wizard and others were awarded with the medal of Justice Protection (footnote: the name was made up) by the queen. Then, they were asked by some reporters, to tell everything, what happened, so they could write a chronicle about it. It was titled “The biggest adventure ever: Fighting with rulers’ injustice”. It made everyone not letting happen like this again.
Isn’t it funny that, of the two torture devices pictured here—the Iron Maiden and the Legos—the Legos are the ones that actually exist? There was never an actual Iron Maiden used back in “those days”
This reminds me of the day Gary Larson complained that The Far Side was being singled out for cruelty and he literally pointed to Wizard of Id… #LaughingGuilt
My kid stepped on a lego the other day. He cried, my husband said “now you know why I’m always telling you to get them off the floor,” and I just laughed my head off.
Prescott_Philosopher over 3 years ago
Ah, the dreaded Lego Walk. I’ll talk, I’ll talk!
jagedlo over 3 years ago
Could be worse, he could be making you walk at night with no lighting!
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
And then…
littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago
Might be he is a diabetic and hasn’t any functioning nerves left in his feet.
BigDaveGlass over 3 years ago
Actually, if you walk splay legged you would miss the lot…..
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Actually, that’s not a bad idea for anti-burglar night time protection. No way a break-in wouldn’t wake the household. Unless, of course, the prowler was there to steal Legos to complete a build. Some of them might be really dedicated to finishing the big ones. :)
My First Premium Member over 3 years ago
Looks like a “Home Alone” trick.
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
Here’s what you were waiting for. If you’re confused, read my story from the begginning in comment section for March 8, 2021
WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – The Epilouge (with no one’s perspective)
Here we are ending our adventure with Wizard of Id and friends. Let me tell in short, what happened next. A few days later, Sarah officially became the next head of the kingdom. The old king had a trial and it turned out it wasn’t the only one. He made people pay unfair taxes for years. Meanwhile, Spook was released from jail. He came back to family. They were always welcome at the queen’s castle. Days later, Rodney proposed to Gwen. They organized a small party to celebrate. But the most important thing of all happened just a day after Sarah’s coronation. Wizard and others were awarded with the medal of Justice Protection (footnote: the name was made up) by the queen. Then, they were asked by some reporters, to tell everything, what happened, so they could write a chronicle about it. It was titled “The biggest adventure ever: Fighting with rulers’ injustice”. It made everyone not letting happen like this again.
The end
blakerl over 3 years ago
Not bad I can use the Legos to build an escape hatch.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. over 3 years ago
Isn’t it funny that, of the two torture devices pictured here—the Iron Maiden and the Legos—the Legos are the ones that actually exist? There was never an actual Iron Maiden used back in “those days”
milococola over 3 years ago
The worst possible punishment
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I wonder if there are jacks at the end? Maybe some of those D&D Dice laying around? I feel the ouch, dude.
josballard over 3 years ago
I foresee Matchbox cars down the line.
geese28 over 3 years ago
I agree. The lego blocks are quite inhumane
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Torture tactics….I’ll take the rack over Legos…
Amra Leo over 3 years ago
Oh, the humanity!
h.v.greenman over 3 years ago
then there are these (a joke “lego” invented in the 3D printing community)
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4641422
Ray Helvy Premium Member over 3 years ago
Leftover Legos are the actual reason I always wear shoes indoors at my house. Otherwise I wouldn’t.
Ivan Araque over 3 years ago
This reminds me of the day Gary Larson complained that The Far Side was being singled out for cruelty and he literally pointed to Wizard of Id… #LaughingGuilt
mfrasca over 3 years ago
Severian would not approve.
KEA over 3 years ago
wow… the cruelty mankind is capable of
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
Lego of him, you monster!
bookworm0812 over 3 years ago
Ah, that’s what those were. I couldn’t tell in the paper.
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
I believe that is a violation of the Geneva Convention.
Mediatech over 3 years ago
Follow the plastic brick road.
JesseLouisMartinez over 3 years ago
Eggo my leggo
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And for mental torture they play “The Bachelor” and “Bachelorette” re-runs all day and night.
tarnrider over 3 years ago
i can’t believe that none of the comments i have seen so far mentioned the fact that the spook actually had clothes on and not just his body hair
notinksanymore over 3 years ago
My kid stepped on a lego the other day. He cried, my husband said “now you know why I’m always telling you to get them off the floor,” and I just laughed my head off.
NyahNyahNyah over 3 years ago