Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 30, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    I guess Lulu likes pineapple on pizza.

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    ImDaRealAni  over 3 years ago

    People accuse us haters of never trying pineapple on pizza. But I truly just dislike pineapple on pizza.

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    Foxtrot snowday ('Sup Roblox peeps)  over 3 years ago

    That is stupidity right there.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I could get along with either of them. Pig for pizza, Lulu for the conversation.

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    frequency270  over 3 years ago

    A recent discovery of mine, after forty+ years of pizza eating. Pineapple and anchovies have a nice cancelling effect on their more extreme flavors, balancing them out nicely. Something spicy for a little kick.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    In a movie called Mobsters and Mormons, a mafia family goes into the Witness Protection Program and gets moved to Utah. The husband was ticked at his wife getting a pizza with pineapple.

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    BasilBruce  over 3 years ago

    Let’s see . . . Lulu talks about intolerance and cruelty, and then says that she dislikes the stupid, so that’s one point against her; Pig doesn’t like pineapple on pizza, which is one point in his favor. By my count, Pig wins by two points.

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    gduncan58  over 3 years ago

    Why do people hate on pineapple on pizza? I love it but hardly anyone I know can stand it, lol!

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    At least he didn’t say, “Catsup on a hot dog”.

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    Imagine  over 3 years ago

    Haters just hate. It seems to be their reason for existing. The best thing is just to ignore them whenever possible.

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    Caldonia  over 3 years ago

    It seems like she thinks this is a job interview.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    She can’t tolerate intolerance.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    Nothing wrong with that combination—just don’t call it pizza. I call it a pineapple-tomato torte!

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    “How can people be so heartless? How can people be so cruel? Easy to be hard easy to be cold”” can people have no feeling?How can they ignore their friends?Easy to be proudEasy to say noEspecially people who care about strangersWho care about evil and social injusticeDo you only care about the bleeding crowd?How about a needed friend?I need a friend”

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Pig’s Anthem, as sung by Three Dog Night

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    alaskajohn1  over 3 years ago

    I have relatives in central Illinois who actually like sauerkraut on pizza. I don’t understand why.

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    Baarorso  over 3 years ago

    I’m wondering something…what.is.the.big.deal.with.pineapple.on.pizza? It’s delicious!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    I’m just intrigued whether Pig likes pork on his pizza.

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    They weren’t on the same wavelength.

    – Nor on the same level

    … Possibly in different universes.

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Pig tis what happens when you bring your baggage inside …

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    jonnytest  over 3 years ago

    Pineapple and ham are one of my wife’s fav pizzas. Would have made more sense if Pig didn’t like nasty, salty anchovies.

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    I think Lulu would be very hard to get along with!

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    tonypezzano  over 3 years ago

    No way would I have though Pig would not like Pineapple on Pizza.

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    rdav1248961 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Those two are simply incompatible. Pig has no income and Lulu isn’t patible.

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    AndreasMartin  over 3 years ago

    The paradox of tolerance ruined Pig’s date.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 3 years ago

    Oooo, interspecies romance! I love it.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    LULU was a bit too much to handle for PIG! He should stick with Pigita…they have a history together…..

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    ajr58(1)  over 3 years ago

    Hawaiian, but also add jalapeños.

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    Masterskrain  over 3 years ago

    Hamburger, Sausage and Pineapple on a Pizza… HEAVEN!!

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    diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pig’s tie is always a curiosity. Could be a pacifier.

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    mjb515  over 3 years ago

    But does she dislike the Dutch?

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    A random Pearls Before Swine & Big Nate commenter  over 3 years ago

    One of the major sins: Putting pineapple on pizza

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    She seems a bit deep for him. Back to Pigita.

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    Call me Ishmael  over 3 years ago

    Served under swaying Canadian Palms, On the beach In Calgary. They stampede for it!

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    Budster01  over 3 years ago

    Pizza is Life… so many options, and so much joy to be had…

    hatemushrooms #butwilleatthem #ifthatstheonlypizzaleft
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    proclusstudent  over 3 years ago

    Perhaps she’s turned of because he is shallow. Pig will consol himself with a BLT. Ah, bacon.

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    Ignatz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wise people hate all of those things.

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    Pineapple pizza? The worst kind.

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    PaulWalker1  over 3 years ago

    She hates intolerance but is intolerant of pineapple on pizza. I can’t imagine.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Stick to dating your own species, Pig. And pineapple on a pizza is YUCK!

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    Golf Buddy  over 3 years ago

    Hamburg, mushrooms and onions on mine, please…

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    LaurentVaillancourt  over 3 years ago

    Americans are just playing catch-up. On a visit to New York in 1990, my auntie visited with several natives of the Big Apple. Pizza came up and they were stunned at “ham & pineapple”. They asked “this is something you have to special order at a sympathetic restaurant, right?” “No, it’s item #9 on practically any pizza menu in Canada”. In my own experience, it was readily available on a Great Britain menu as “Polynesian Pizza”

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Our society really is too divisive.

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    cornshell  over 3 years ago

    So he’s OK with ham on pizza? I bet Pigita would have something to say about that!

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    Bookworm  over 3 years ago

    I remember a MAD magazine spread on pizza once (long, long before the Great Pineapple Debate). I’m sure it was more than fifty years ago, but I think of it often. It defined a pizza thus; A flatbread crust covered with tomato sauce and cheese which is then layered with any number of toppings designed to obliterate the taste of the first three ingredients. (Which may explain why beer is frequently the beverage of choice to accompany a pizza.)

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I shall try pineapple on pizza the day after Megadeath releases a CD of Gordon Lightfoot covers!!

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 3 years ago

    Sam Panopoulos claimed that he created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962. Inspired in part by his experience preparing Chinese dishes which commonly mix sweet and savoury flavours, Panopoulos experimented with adding pineapple, ham, bacon and other toppings.

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    SteveSmith4  over 3 years ago

    All dislikes, no likes. I think Pig escaped a bad situation.

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    jdsven  over 3 years ago

    Considering Pineapple on pizza is usually accompanied by Canadian Bacon, it’s probably understandable why Pig wouldn’t like it.

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    LaughterIsJoyMuliplied  over 3 years ago

    Sometimes Pig seems a little too innocent but the world is a better place with him in it.

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    COL Crash  over 3 years ago

    For someone who puts Intolerance at the top of her list of Dislikes, she sure seems to be a little bit picky.

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Do we know just WHERE that tie is attached to Pig?

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I could not care less what other people want on their pizza. Just let me have mine the way I like it. I don’t carry on if someone else has something on a sandwich or pasta dish I won’t be eating. Who cares if someone else wants pineapple? Don’t eat it if you don’t like it.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    This one’s just not kosher as Lulu’s also a Rabbi.

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    zarilla  over 3 years ago

    Pizza is Italian, right? Spaghetti is Italian, right? Imagine a plate of spaghetti with marinara, or any other red sauce, with chunks of pineapple in it.

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    PorterAtkins  over 3 years ago

    I always thought that pineapple on pizza was really good!

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    ekke  over 3 years ago

    Actually, I would’ve called it a night after the second panel. Anyone that smug, self-satisfied and self-righteous doesn’t need me — or anyone else. Besides, I happen to like Hawaiian pizza!

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Good move…

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 3 years ago

    I cannot tolerate intolerance

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    Culer (super mega based fc barcelona fan of gc)  over 3 years ago

    Lulu after pig said he dislikes pineapple on pizza: …And i took that personally

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    She dislikes the human race, it seems.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    So, not exactly a Lulu of a date.

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    MoeyTehr  over 3 years ago

    You might the right call, Pig. Pineapple on pizza is unforgivable.

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  over 3 years ago

    At least Pig can actually DO SOMETHING about his dislikes!

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    Alpyne  over 3 years ago

    Seems neither of them dislike inter-species relationships.

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    Phanakapan  over 3 years ago

    Overheard on a coach tour in Rome from two Australians, “They don’t know how to make pizza, do they? Can’t get a Hawaiian anywhere”.

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    theronwill  over 3 years ago

    Hawaiian pizza? Yumm.

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    MarthaGwen Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I love pepperoni and pineapple pizza!!!

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 3 years ago

    So her likes include being judgmental.

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    Sisyphos  over 3 years ago

    Pig’s response was excellent (by which I mean he agrees with me). Lulu is far too sanctimonious and narcissistic for him (or anyone). No loss, Pig….

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    Lupin III  over 3 years ago

    In Japan, I have seen corn, mayonnaise, fried potatoes, and even penne pasta on a pizza. There are some things that simply do not belong on a pizza. But pineapples are fine by me.

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    rgcviper  over 3 years ago

    Personally, I love pineapple on pizza—especially with ham. I ought to buy another one sometime soon …

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    guidigd  over 3 years ago

    Try to visit Naples, step inside any pizza place, and order a pizza topped with pineapple……then run away as fast as you can

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    abba3  over 3 years ago

    Pineapple on pizza lovers, unite

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 3 years ago

    Who puts tomato sauce on their oranges? Who puts cheese on their bananas? Who sprinkles garlic and oregano on their applesauce? The pineapple on pizza people, that’s who.

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    PBS1!  over 3 years ago

    Second panel: Me in a nutshell. I feel my blood boil when someone mentions racism.

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