Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 02, 2021

Loaded question, loaded customer.

People get very upset if their glass is not OBVIOUSLY full, so being Bung was taught so welll by so many therapists to get rid of evidence, the glass was probably less than half empty is my guess.

Bung is not one to leave a glass half full.

But now the glass is full of air. It did have some liquid in it. But now it just has air. Did Bung want it to be full of liquid? He should have said so. But in any case, the glass is always full of something.

Point is, it’s refillable…

“I’d call it (only) the beginning.”

I don’t Bung ever settles for “half-full”!

The bigger question is what liquid that glass was half filled with?

It’s conditional. If the glass was being filled it’s half full. If it was being emptied its half empty.

It was more of a job half done.

These two are getting ready for guest shots on Andy Capp.

I think I would call it unfinished. Drink up.

I would call it " halfway there"!

It doesn’t matter if the glass is half full or half empty if free refills are available!

Never blink when he’s around…

It’s amazing how Bung can talk while drinking.

Ah good ol bong. Doesn’t matter to him whether the glass is half full or empty. He just wants to drink it.

With him – it’s always half empty

Half drunk would be my guess.

The best one I heard:

She: I love you

He: Is that you talking? Or the Wine?

She: It’s me, talking TO the wine

This conversation would, lead a man to drink, just like my wife.

The glass is too big.

Now he’d say ’’It was half empty, where is the other half?…

Of all the silly questions to ask Bung.

Completely full, half with air and half with liquid.

I call it an empty glass

I love how the accessory character is completely anachronistic to the regular characters’ attire.

Idioms do not rub in the bars.

It means he needs another.

Optimist – half full;

Pesimist – half empty;

Bung – too few.