Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 26, 2021

Guess I got it all wrong… I had her ______ tattooed on my _______

sure looks like David Bowie

It is like kissing myself in the mirror.

She had his what inked on?

I can see laser removal treatment for both these clowns in the near future.

I guess she thinks he stinks…

He’s a hobo. Thus she now has a tramp stamp.

and she’s always got a big smile when seated…

To each his/her own.

That’s one TAT that won’t let look so good when Middle age spread sets in !

don’t need a tat, to do THAT!

Not quite the same…

“Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me….” M. Python (skit)

Senza faccia! OY!

I have a life size portrait of myself tattooed over my entire body. It’s a reasonable likeness.

That’s okay. He actually had her face tattooed a good bit lower than his chest.

Welcometojamaicahaveaniceday

Very clever, John, double-meanings here.

“Why is the tattoo upside down?”

“So I can look down and see you!”

There are times when it is better to stay out of trouble and say nothing. Such a time is NOW!

To funny!

People unclear on the concept…especially her.

Ah, Princess Squawta Mafiss.

“Oh Pinocchio. Lie to to me, lie to me. “

No need for the tattoo my dear, just ask

After she told him the secret was out and tongues began to wag.

“Sit on my face and tell me that you love me” (Monty Python)…

She later saw his face on paper….hanging in the post office…..with large letters….WANTED……but what caught her eye was the small print. Reward offered.

Or she just wants to ensure no straight guy will ever come near it again.

John, That is a classic!

Touche!

It’s sweet that she had him tattooed on his favorite part.