Last Kiss by John Lustig for March 24, 2021

I once took a glass of water and a couple of aspirin to my wife. “But I don’t have a headache,” she told me. “a-HA!” I replied…

My wife and I have a very compatible sex life…we both get headaches at the same time.

I get headaches all the time. Fortunately my wife’s massage therapy helps.

Viagra side effect….your wife gets a headache.

If she really has a headache, sex will help

Honk! Honk!

Where have I heard that one before ?

Just invite Dionysus and some Nymphs and Satyrs over and then party. That should take care of any headache. Although I’m not too sure about the next day.

,,,,said my right hand….(I know hands don’t have heads but it’s the best I could do this early in the morning)

Her head is operating on Sextime! Like a barometer, she senses a rise in pressure and atmosphere.

I guess she’s always got a headache then. ;-)

I know her! That’s Clare, Clare Voyant!

If there were any 30s style songwriters around, this site would be a gold mine for song title ideas.

Now dear, you’ve always got a headache. But don’t worry, I won’t get anywhere near your head…this time.

i always said, “And i have a great cure for headaches.”

Tosses out everything I thought I knew about the principle of cause and effect.

“Honey, I’m sorry about you hitting the headboard, but I thought you had your pantyhose off”…

“Don’t worry. Your headache won’t interfere.”

I like this one. Sort of jabs at both men AND women.

She really does have to stay home and wash her hair.