Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 18, 2021

HEY, FINK

Remember the one who makes a hole in one pays for the drinks at the 19th hole!

The King is definitely getting it (and “playing” it) another way.

It looked as if the sky was playing “Hail to the Chief”.

Wouldn’t it be really funny that with all of those he launched, that not even a single one still didn’t go in.

But doesn’t the King have to count all the strokes he needs to sink all the other balls on the green too? For aren’t all those other balls in play too?

Skill testing question. What do you call 8 strokes on a single hole?

Today’s strip reminds me of an exchange from the 1971 Disney movie “Bedknobs and Broomsticks”:

“Aren’t there any rules?”

“Sure, the King makes them up as he goes along.”

by force if necessary.

Once a cheater….

Golf-ball sized hail I’d say.

There’ll definitely be a hole in someone.

If at first you don’t succeed, try to find a way to cheat!

“Tis the Season, again and again and…

If at first you don’t succeed try try again, really hard.

Isn’t it a breach of etiquette to tee off when there’s someone ahead of you on the hole?

I wonder if Trump ever tried that one.

Hey Fink! — You’re not supposed to play into the group ahead of you.

I got a hole in one once. Straight thru the Wind Mill, off the back wall, curved down to the hole and right in it went. Pizza and soda pop was had by all. I was 12 it was a good day.

You still have to putt out on all’f t’other balls.

He plays just like Trump!

He’s going to need a wider scorecard.

Just wondering…is this “cannon” to the history of the strip? I apologize.

Golfing of the highest caliber!

Just hand the ball to Rodney and let him carry it over and drop it in. Hole-in-one every time.

Who said you have to tee off with a wood? The king does pretty well with an iron…

Golf again? Aaaaugh!

It appears that in Id, the peasants play golf. Is The Fink getting soft ?