Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for April 19, 2021

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    Baba27  over 3 years ago

    Got your mask?

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    momofalex7  over 3 years ago

    He’s forgetting a pocket to put them in.

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    allen@home  over 3 years ago

    One would think he realize it’s a little breezy.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He is about to publicly share his shortcomings.

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Consequence of 1 year of quarantine and working from home.

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Nice dad-bod, dude.

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Yeah. In the winter, you figured it out as soon as you stepped outside. Doesn’t work so well when the outside’s a comfortable temperature.

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    StephenRice  over 3 years ago

    He’s not suited to appear in public—even if it’s his birthday.

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    Superfrog  over 3 years ago

    Sun screen?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    I could just be that recurring dream of his.

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    Asharah  over 3 years ago

    No pockets to put them in.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Maybe my glasses, Nope got them, let’s go!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    What, no mask? EEEEEEEEEEK!

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    STEPUP  over 3 years ago

    Strange, just last week I dreamed I was naked!!! That must mean something.

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    VincentGoudreault  over 3 years ago

    How come the door is already open?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He’s got his “new clothes” on. No problem.

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    westcarleton  over 3 years ago

    Was it him? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcsjPmgEQjo

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    SharkNose  over 3 years ago

    Your mask! Oh, and a fig leaf!

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    smoore47  over 3 years ago

    No problem. He’s the Emperor.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Look again….did you check your pockets?

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    cathluk  over 3 years ago

    Mask! (might come in handy a couple ways)

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    bookworm0812  over 3 years ago

    The police can help you figure out what you’re missing when they arrest you.

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    grocks  over 3 years ago

    Know that feeling.

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    brick10  over 3 years ago

    It’s Monday, there are no ZOOM meetings scheduled, I can run those errands before anyone else is out and about.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    His lunch bucket!

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    Bill D. Kat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Forgot to shave

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    Potamus  over 3 years ago

    Later on the plane: “OH NO! We forgot Kevin!”

    Home Alone 7: The Nudist Felony

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    timinwsac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Forgot something??? Well not if he’s at a nudist resort.

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    Jon Schutter  over 3 years ago

    your mask, friend, your mask

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 3 years ago

    if your mask is between your butt cheeks – then check to make sure you have your fig leaf cause I can’t tell from this angle

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    cactusbob333  over 3 years ago

    Just a t-shirt away from being Ziggy.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    Your Under Amour boxer jock.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 3 years ago

    Did this a couple days ago. Got to the ground floor of my building before i realized I’d forgotten something. No one saw me so I’m not commenting from jail. .

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    katzenbooks45  over 3 years ago

    Wallet, phone, spectacles, testicles. Yep. He’s good to go.

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    Nuliajuk  over 3 years ago

    This guy?

    https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/william-amos-leaked-photo-1.5991968

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    PoodleGroomer  over 3 years ago

    Why would today be different from any other in the last year?

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    Suffering from over-exposure.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Atababy’s grown up nightmare?

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    The Duke  over 3 years ago

    He forgot his hat.

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    CitizenKing  over 3 years ago

    Oh yeah, dignity.

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    dadlivonia  over 3 years ago

    maybe is he tried to put his stuff in a pocket, and it was painful, he would remember what he forgot

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    Comictator II  over 3 years ago

    In today’s world, he needs the “Clothes-Minded” app.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 3 years ago

    If your head wasn’t attached you would forget that.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  over 3 years ago

    Your mask.

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    The MASK dammit, the mask!

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    FunnyMinnion  over 3 years ago

    Whoo there’s a breeze

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    Rayrayld Premium Member over 3 years ago

    thats why I always leave my keys in my pants pocket.

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    namelocdet  over 3 years ago

    Your Mask!

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    Cactus-Pete  over 3 years ago

    How did he open the door?

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    gfredrickson85  over 3 years ago

    He could be at a nudist colony.

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    oakie817  over 3 years ago

    pocket?

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    MCProfessor  over 3 years ago

    In some towns no one would notice.

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    j.l.farmer  over 3 years ago

    used to wearing clothes he is having a hard time getting use to his first day at the nudist camp.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  over 3 years ago

    Looks like he forgot to shave

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It is not yet warm enough to forget THAT.

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