Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for June 05, 2021

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    beb01  over 3 years ago

    Way to crush a child’s spirit.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Dad wanted to go pro, but he’s just an amateur next to Mom.

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    Chrysi Cat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    By as early AS 1987, an “oopsie” pregnancy wouldn’t have forced an aspiring NBA player out of even college ball, and in addition, he’d probably make more than enough that Donna could have just stopped out until Miles was old enough that she could feel comfortable going back to college full time (not to mention that I’d think you’d still have to have a bachelor’s degree just to BE a substitute teacher even in their time).

    Was that less true in 1976 or ’77 when Miles was on the way?

    That said, I almost hope he isn’t mature enough to understand what the two of them just said.

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    Algolei I  over 3 years ago

    Encyclopedias?! My father always told me to look it up in the dictionary.

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    Homeward Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A Mother blaming her child, and the man she gladly married, for her choices is a jerk and a lazy mouthed liar. The women around Miles are selfish and mean.

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Stick with your artistic capabilities, Miles, it’s your best chance for success and happiness.

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    So Miles killed their dreams?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 3 years ago

    This is why you don’t ask questions.

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    Kroykali  over 3 years ago

    He’ll make it up to you when he places you in the nursing home you don’t want to go into.

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    Rick Parkhurst Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That is some frost cold revenge.

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    gmu328  over 3 years ago

    quite a guilt trip to be laying on her son

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What is this “encyclopedia” thing of which you speak?

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    blaclivesmater Premium Member over 3 years ago

    its not sunday

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    Ida No  over 3 years ago

    I once asked my dad for an encyclopedia. He told me I had to walk to school like everyone else.

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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Dreams are nice but life always seems to interrupt them.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 3 years ago
    Poor Miles. Know this could be very traumatic.
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    Khatkhattu Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Follow-up to previous comment, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLr_C8QqPWg

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    donwestonmysteries  over 3 years ago

    Yikes. Dad has to walk the tightrope and Mom lays it on the line.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Hey – you got two loving parents. Go with it.

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    JoshHere  over 3 years ago

    All parents resent their kids and have buyer’s remorse. They much prefer pets.

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    wolfboy oz boy  over 3 years ago

    we are sorry for killing your derams for 3 years because 2019 is when the comic started so that’s right right tell me if i am worng

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    Soo5002  over 3 years ago

    Whew! Well no pressure there. No siree.

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    donut reply  over 3 years ago

    Had a co-worker whos dad said he didn’t want her or her sisters even dating until they finished college. She started dating someone form college and they got married without dad knowing. She quit college. I don’t know how dad reacted

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    AccountNotDeleted  over 3 years ago

    Bit harsh.

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    Jethro Flatline  over 3 years ago

    Getting some “Marriage is Bliss” vibes here.

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    ratton8  over 3 years ago

    Wow. That’s… that’s not an okay thing to say to your kid.

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    Are2Dee2  3 months ago

    Oh, that’s surefire double standard and a sure sign of a control freak.

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