The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 08, 2021

Ga-ROAN!!!

But damn, that’s a brilliant joke!

….. oh. he’s cosine-ing the loan.

One for the smart kids…I will be over in the corner if you need me…pointy hat, you know…

A-ha, I see what they did there.

They’re at the wrong dealership. They should go down the street where they could Dodge the issue.

Looks like he went off on a bit of a tangent…

An e-collateral triangle?

Ask the famous philosopher Isosceles!

thanks

somebody should tan scott’s hide for this joke…

60 degrees of Kevin Bacon…uh, I mean a triangle angle!

Well, if the loan is for a non-electric automobile, I guess that it’s reasonable to expect a carbon-monoxide (CO) signature.

Don’t take it! It’s a scam! The triangle’s not right!

That’s acute angle he’s taking to loan approval.

Sine language

Must have used radians.

The question here is will all the figures close?

Let’s all have a piece of pi to celebrate.

If this arc goes off on a tangent, will it lead to a second arc – i.e., an arctangent?

Sign him quickly before he flat lines

Lol

They’re hardly being obtuse.

VERY clever!

Oh the puns, the puns! (Tearing feathers out by the flipper full)

The interest payments on that loan increase geometrically.

Only (iff) you’re Right.

True. But 60 degrees should be the argument of the cosine function. Cosine is always a number between -1 and 1, it isn’t measured in degrees. That would be arccosine.

Yeah, cosine-cosign…. It’s a forgery. Those are not right triangles.

They don’t know it, but it’s an FBI sting. They’ve fallen into a trapezoid.

They are certainly off on some tangent.

Usually, if someone co-signs something, there’s an angle.

Cosine is NEVER in degrees and is always between 1 and -1.

He won’t be getting a square deal.

Careful! This might cause scalene syndrome.