Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 22, 2021

It was the wood cutter

Why does the deceased resemble Pinocchio?

Two puns! Two for the price of one! BOGO!! Thanks, Ralph.

And -———— -————— this is “another” one? Getting a lot of murdered alpenhorn players, are you? If only you could find some clue, some common thread to explain the surge.

This comic is Ricolous!

And he played a digeridont…

I guess that the hills aren’t alive with the sound of music.

Biden’s dog went too far this time.

I removed all the German names from my contacts. Now my phone is Hans free.

You know what’s the Matter, Horn players like Al, Pine away for the folks they Swiss.

LOL! Hysterical

It’s going to be a tough case. We’ll have to list anyone within hearing distance as a suspect.

One of the best puns ever!

The Chief Detective said to bring in the usual suspects. Start with Heidi, Ricola, the Von Trapps and the all female Subaru Swedish Ski Team. He always wants to bring in the Ski Team for any investigation.

“Knock-knock”. “Yodel-ay-di who’s there?” “Nobody. Nobody yodel-ay-di-whos into a horn.”

Several years ago a yodeler sued Yahoo.

Cause of death: He blew it …!

what is a yodel-ay-he-whodunnit ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

If he was shot at 3 a.m. while playing an Alpenhorn, there was no crime committed.

Was that the Yodelay guy from The Price is Right. The Cliff Hangers game.

Looks like the hills are no longer alive with the sound of music…

Wait till they find the other two, one with a bagpipe and the other an accordion LOL

I GOT THIS:

The woodpecker on the Alp with the [twist ending] wrench!

Was the victim’s name “Horatio”?