Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 20, 2021

I would have given him a D.

Only if it’s the “A” from tonight’s Non Sequitur.

Doing what he can to stay ahead of Biden’s inflation.

And also 20 years for fraud

No, I always cut my lottery tickets up and then paste them back together.

The only thing that counts on the ticket is the identifying bar code.

Hence, “The Idiot Tax.”

It’s ale downhill from here.

I foresee an all expenses paid “vacation” for altering lottery tickets.

People do try that and worse. Lottery investigators sit them down and explain things, then push over a form for them to sign if they really want to claim.

“A” for effort, “P” for prison.

That’s called fraud. Would you mind waiting for just a minute until the police arrive?

Let the boy enjoy his delusional fantasy. He’s just taking a recreational break before going back to his job with CyberNinjas.

The missing bar code was a dead give-away.

You get an “F” for fraud – 3 to 5 years in prison, fines up to $10,000. (Don’t even get me started on ransom notes.)

And three to five years for fraud…