Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 10, 2021

Ten years in the first grade will do that.

As well as bold lowercase text in the comics.

Next time, throw the ball and run.

Moe’s debut, right?

Do it right and pretty soon…..there ain’t no Moe.

He shaves because is a monkey.

Sure, Moe…..right below your belt.

One of the all time classics…

Our dear young Moe is the very exemplar of the thoroughly modern notions of testosterone poisoning and toxic masculinity. I’ll bet most of the girls just love him!

Moe reminds me a bit of my son.

Our kid was about 3 going to daycare. Always dressed as a little rag-a-muffin. Holes in the knees and elbows. Tops and bottoms didn’t match. One morning he comes bouncing down the stairs dressed in his finest outfit. Mom asked him why he’s all dressed up. His reply: “We’re recruiting kids for our gang today”

Just remember Calvin, you can get him back at PE when Coach Lockjaw has you play a round or two of dodgeball (or murderball as it’s known in some circles). ;D

I remember in my junior year in high school there were a couple of seniors running around with small mustaches. I always thoughtit was pretty gross and I never really liked any of those dudes then or since.

Rude violence shall not win!!

You had a pretty close shave yourself!

Where’s Hobbs when he needs him?

My son went to a rather small high school and was on the football team. The school had a reputation for education, not football.

On the other hand, the school over in the next county was known for its football team. Parents would claim other relatives’ addresses so their sons could go to this school and play football.

The average graduation age in my son’s school was about 18.5 years and my son was even younger than that. So at age 17 he was playing against 20-year-olds from the other school.

The joke was that the roster on the other team was decided on who could make bail for the game. At half time, while our team was in the locker room, they turned theirs loose to graze on the field.

Yet, my son’s school did defeat them one of the years he was there.

or a unibrow!

I refuse to comment on a strip that’s 20 years old.

Is it just me but I think Moe has a Moe (Three Stooges) Howard haircut. Coincidence? Except that this Moe is wearing it sideways in panel 2 whereas Moe Howard brushed it over his forehead.

Moe eventually ended up in the state penitentiary for a long stint. At the end he died alone and penniless.

yes calvin but you have before

Lol. He shaves his hair.

“Shoot ’im in the back!” – Uncle Fester, expert duelist

If he shaves, he’s not six.

Moe has a future in politics, probably in Texas.

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Moe: Every kids worse nightmare.

Moe’s debut!

I went to ten different schools before college. In more than half of them, I met the bully right away. The new kid always gets to meet the bully.

“Never argue with a six year old, who shaves…and carries a razor.”

That’s why I always brought my lunch and told the bullies it was liver and onion sandwiches with celery sticks on the side.

advice right up there with “let the wookiee win”

I was under the impression that Moe was older because he couldn’t pass 1st grade.

I can tell he shaves. He doesn’t have any facial hair.

I dunno, Susie could probably take Moe.

Now, resurrecting playground trauma of our childhood years.

Calvin, just bash him in the head with a big rock, he won’t bug you anymore.